metro.co.uk— A Lithuanian debt collector has hired a witch to hunt down companies and individuals who are failing to pay their debts amid the credit crunch.
Jan 17, 2009View in Crawl 4
Well, I think the US Congress had to already believe in witchcraft if they thought that throwing money at the worst banks in the world would somehow fix deep and complex economic problems. I believe Dr. Feynman would classify that as "Magical Thinking".
"is renowned in the former Soviet republic for providing such 'magical' services as predicting the future and casting spells."Maybe they should hire her to cast a bad spell on the people on wall street and the banks, who were responsible in the first place.And then hire her on wall street, since she also provides the service of "predicting the future"!
willster580Jan 17, 2009
My father is over 9000%.
firescapeJan 17, 2009
Show him a picture of this...<a class="user" href="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03qM9dH3q46DE/610x.jpg">http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03qM9dH3q46DE/ ...</a>...maybe that will knock some sense into him.
wjappeJan 17, 2009
Didn't the musician Dr. John get a some kind of official witchdoctor status at one time?
kibibytebrainJan 18, 2009
Well, I think the US Congress had to already believe in witchcraft if they thought that throwing money at the worst banks in the world would somehow fix deep and complex economic problems. I believe Dr. Feynman would classify that as "Magical Thinking".
grungegbunnyJan 18, 2009
... I got better.
theguesser10Jan 18, 2009
All I know about Paganism is "skyclad" means naked.
spinducky08Jan 18, 2009
Bring her on! I got a bucket of water with her name on it!
doyouwashJan 18, 2009
Honestly, I'd be a little creeped out if someone calling herself a witch started hassling me for money.
cfuseJan 18, 2009
If she looks like Heather Mills.
Closed AccountJan 18, 2009
"is renowned in the former Soviet republic for providing such 'magical' services as predicting the future and casting spells."Maybe they should hire her to cast a bad spell on the people on wall street and the banks, who were responsible in the first place.And then hire her on wall street, since she also provides the service of "predicting the future"!
ml4rockyJul 2, 2009
Yes, THIS wins the contest for dumbest find of the day.
abolishmydebtOct 6, 2009
Debt collection medieval style. Nice.