Cornflakes invented to stop people from masturbating

rotten.com — Kellogg's Cornflakes, the bland breakfast flakes that go almost instantly limp in milk were originally invented to bore you into such a deep coma that you would fall face down in the milk drenched flakes, drown, and thereby be spared the temptation and sin known as masturbation. Jan 2, 2007 View in Crawl 4