nwfdailynews.com — A high school lunch period was disrupted by a greased, naked student prankster who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said. Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his body with oil to keep from being caught. Well... it didn't work.
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Closed AccountJan 30, 2007
Sorry, but a legal right is an action that isn't punishable by the government. The world does not revolve around you, and you can't do whatever you want to anyone that doesn't act the way you want them to. By your own logic, I think you're stupid therefore you need to suffer the consequences of your choice by jumping in a river with a live cat in your pants.
Closed AccountJan 30, 2007
How about this one. "All humanity enslaved and put in concentration camps to eliminate possible crime and increase national productivity." Sounds like paradise eh?
mbabauerJan 30, 2007
Where in the story did it say he did anything at all? I saw one very brief comment that when the officer approached him he "made a sexual gesture". Flipping the bird is a sexual gesture. What does that even mean? He probably grabbed his balls and told the cop to piss off.
Closed AccountJan 31, 2007
Greased up deaf guy!
Closed AccountJan 31, 2007
"The cop could really easily have diffused the situation without treating the guy like he was about to kill people."Bulls**t.They tazered his ass once, and he got up and continued to run around like an idiot. He was clearly intent on being a jackass. Yes the prank is funny as hell, but when the cops says "knock it off assh**e" the prank is over.
Closed AccountJan 31, 2007
@adraft, quite serious and I don't really like it when people say it's just a guy doing his job. He's not some kid at a Taco Bell drive through, he's the enforcement of law and should be held to a higher standard of conduct. Tasering a nude prankster seems a bit off the mark to me.
mediaphileJan 31, 2007
@lostboy: "it's no coincidence that electricity is the preferred form of torture in oppressive countries in my opinion."you show a fundamental lack of understanding of electricity. there is wattage, and there is amperage. tasers are high in watts but low in amps. the high wattage causes your muscles to contract, but the low amperage means there's no pain. when electricity is used as torture, it's usually from the pain caused by a sizable amperage that force someone to comply.
ibanezfooJan 31, 2007
@KrymoreYeah, I *admitted* exactly what you said, genius... Find me a greased up naked psycho and hand me a tazer and I will practice it.Stay in school, clearly you need all the help you can get.
Closed AccountFeb 1, 2007
This is a great example of how the media spin news. How do I know? My daughter was in that lunch room when the streaker ran out of the boys room. She witnessed the whole thing. She came home to tell us all about it and had her father busting a gut with the story. She hadn't been scared. She was laughing about the whole thing. THEN it started to show up in the media, and the media drew this completely different picture. Examples:*********His appearance caused pandemonium in the school, as students unsure of what was happening ran and screamed, police said.********Okay, this is a complete lie. My daughter said everyone got up on the lunch tables, laughing, clapping and egging the guy on. No one was scared. There was pandemonium all right. Pandemonium from so much laughing. *****When a school administrator confronted him, Killian made sexual gestures and ran, continuing to chase students.**********Oh a school admin DID confront him. My daughter couldn't hear what was said for all the laughing and cheering, but the "sexual gesture" was the guy did a wiggle of his hips, and ran on, and the administrator LAUGHED. *******By then, school resource Officer Doug Staysniak was pursuing Killian, ordering him to stop and trying unsuccessfully to grab the slippery student, police said.************Okay, you want to know why police were even there? Because this kid picked a BAD DAY to go streaking in school. It turned out there had been a fight in the lunch room just a half hour before so there happened to be five cops there, were there are normally only one or two. My daughter said that's the only reason they even got close to him, because she said the regular cop couldn't run like these guys. She couldn't believe how fast they were.*********When Killian ran toward a group of students huddled in a corner, Staysniak fired his Taser. Killian was zapped once, tried to get up, and was given a second jolt of electricity, Petrozzi said.*********Okay this is a DAMN lie. The cops are trying to cover their butts because they tasered him, and they don't need to. They had every right to taser him. He was running and resisting arrest. You resist arrest you bring on the consequences. So why lie???? The fact is, my daughter said the guy had three cops running after him and the streaker stopped to give one more war whoop and do a little dance and that's when he got hit with the first taser. He was NOT running toward or scaring students. That is complete HOGWASH!Matter of fact, I just had my daughter read this over to see if she agreed that was what happened and she says yes.The media LYING to cover their butts and the butts of the police. I'm glad this happened because it gave my daughter a first hand look at how the media can lie, and how different reality can be from what the media try to push. Why are they lying? I think to sensationalize it. Sensational sells. The cops. They might be afraid they will get sued. But they are both lying, and I hate lying, so I want to put the record straight.
joenapalmOct 21, 2007
Think. Just think. That's all I'm asking. If he's got his back to you, and is near a crowd of people, the pepper spray's not going to effect him much, and is likely to @#$% up several people in the crowd. I love how people who have never been around pepper spray think it is somehow going to only work on the person it is intended for...