holytaco.com — Driving across the rural parts of America you’ll undoubtedly notice the large number of churches that use their signs to try and draw people into their church. You either get the world’s crappiest puns or some sort of evil, hate filled message that’s supposed to scare you into attending, or a totally awesome unintentional double entrendre.
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fluidfoundationAug 4, 2008
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nimaraAug 5, 2008
You have to admit, once you go through the rest of them, the last one seems pretty clever."What is missing from CH_ _CHU R"
neibyAug 6, 2008
Yep. I've found Google to be way more responsive than God.
argumanAug 8, 2008
These are all pretty good. I'm halfway through. My favorite so far: Do You Smell Like Jesus?"My answer: God, I hope not. They didn't have showers or aromatic soap back then.
ahenobarbiFeb 24, 2009
I am a Christian and obviously some of these churches have forgotten a very important instruction that God has commanded. 'JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED'!!! God is not about fear and scaring people into coming to church, he is about giving people a choice to serve him or not. He is not going to force anyone to do something they don't want to, so no man on this earth has the right to use "Fear" in God's name!!!
charlie6969Oct 6, 2009
Lord grant me patience.
charlie6969Oct 6, 2009
dugg for making me lol.
charlie6969Oct 6, 2009
On a slightly different wavelength; try being (before Marriage) counseled by a Catholic Priest, when you are a Quaker. Quakers, for the most part, don't believe in water baptism. Therefore, I have never been water-baptized. The Priest's head about exploded when I told him that there was no need for me to be water-baptized, thank you anyway.It was pretty funny!