thinkprogress.org— Now, the right-wing website World Net Daily has given Chuck Norris a regular weekly column. In his first column, he takes on an “alleged” Chuck Norris fact:
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Did anyone catch that right after he said his Chuck Norris fact, he rpelaced Chuck Norris with God?That proves that he IS God!Those crazy-ass fifth graders may be onto someothing here...
Yeah, really. These "scientinistas" are really getting out of hand. Just because, OK, they defeated small pox and gave us the bomb and just because that flu shot is actually proof of evolution, they somehow think they got something on Chuck - who, I might add, is not only a karate champion but runs two successful sports companies and is a not-quite-dead internet meme.Actually the whole evolution debate can be summed up thus:Antibiotics work. Prayer doesn't.
"They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it" !!!! HERESY!! Burn the heretic!! No One Can Block Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick! No. One.
"Ken Ham is a scientist who utilizes the same evidence that evolutionists claim support their theory"The important difference is that Ken Ham lies about the evidence, instead of deriving logical conclusions.
More Chuck Facts:* The world is flat.* Saddam had WMDs.* The moon is composed of cheese, but has a 0.5% titanium impurity.* To fight people who want to take away our rights, we have to take away our own rights.* Turning base metals into gold can be achieved with a chemical reaction.* Old, uneducated, unthinking, uncaring white males who believe in imaginary people are the best ones to decide policy and run the world.
Chuck Norris isn't running the US. He just told the US to take a walk.As for Faith, she is a dangerous bitch but I'd take Willow any day, even if she's a lez. Hell, I'd swap genders for the redhead witch.
Yes... Because all scientists and technicians are atheists. Really.By your logic we should say "anyone opposed to the war in Iraq/Afghanistan, turn over all your possession made by Western technology and philosophy and go over there to f**k goats."I hope you're not an astronomer, because Cassegrain telescopes were invented by a priest.
Why do you care? Whether any deity exists or not, it doesn't change the futility of existence. Because if there were a God, that God wouldn't be human in any way and would have no interest in your existence or not.Existence - in particular human existence - is a joke. It has no meaning or point. All you can do is laugh.
Closed AccountOct 25, 2006
lol I didn't realize that 95% of people on digg are into Darwinism...
thechrisparkerOct 26, 2006
Did anyone catch that right after he said his Chuck Norris fact, he rpelaced Chuck Norris with God?That proves that he IS God!Those crazy-ass fifth graders may be onto someothing here...
iheartspainOct 26, 2006
<a class="user" href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/">http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/</a> check out these facts--they are great!
Closed AccountOct 26, 2006
Yeah, really. These "scientinistas" are really getting out of hand. Just because, OK, they defeated small pox and gave us the bomb and just because that flu shot is actually proof of evolution, they somehow think they got something on Chuck - who, I might add, is not only a karate champion but runs two successful sports companies and is a not-quite-dead internet meme.Actually the whole evolution debate can be summed up thus:Antibiotics work. Prayer doesn't.
sebnukemOct 26, 2006
"They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it" !!!! HERESY!! Burn the heretic!! No One Can Block Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick! No. One.
lkfowler777Oct 26, 2006
@tsf5000Actually that website isn't based on just Biblical arguments. Ken Ham is a scientist who utilizes the same evidence that evolutionists claim support their theory. Look before you criticize. Scientists can be Christians too.<a class="user" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Ham">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Ham</a>
dimensioOct 27, 2006
"Ken Ham is a scientist who utilizes the same evidence that evolutionists claim support their theory"The important difference is that Ken Ham lies about the evidence, instead of deriving logical conclusions.
vanillabaronNov 1, 2006
More Chuck Facts:* The world is flat.* Saddam had WMDs.* The moon is composed of cheese, but has a 0.5% titanium impurity.* To fight people who want to take away our rights, we have to take away our own rights.* Turning base metals into gold can be achieved with a chemical reaction.* Old, uneducated, unthinking, uncaring white males who believe in imaginary people are the best ones to decide policy and run the world.
briman4031Nov 17, 2006
Gravity is verifiable because it's reproduceable... don't believe me? hold a large boulder over your head and let go.
yonahNov 18, 2006
That was a really great article. I hope it inspires a lot of people, it has inspired me. Thanks, Chuck! You?re the man, more than ever! :)
Closed AccountSep 24, 2009
Chuck Norris knows for a fact that dinosaurs existed. Because he killed them. All.
Closed AccountSep 24, 2009
Not exactly. God didn't exist until Chuck Norris dragged Him into existence, kicking and screaming.
Closed AccountSep 24, 2009
Chuck Norris isn't running the US. He just told the US to take a walk.As for Faith, she is a dangerous bitch but I'd take Willow any day, even if she's a lez. Hell, I'd swap genders for the redhead witch.
Closed AccountSep 24, 2009
Yes... Because all scientists and technicians are atheists. Really.By your logic we should say "anyone opposed to the war in Iraq/Afghanistan, turn over all your possession made by Western technology and philosophy and go over there to f**k goats."I hope you're not an astronomer, because Cassegrain telescopes were invented by a priest.
Closed AccountSep 24, 2009
That's what Time Lords are for.
Closed AccountSep 24, 2009
Why do you care? Whether any deity exists or not, it doesn't change the futility of existence. Because if there were a God, that God wouldn't be human in any way and would have no interest in your existence or not.Existence - in particular human existence - is a joke. It has no meaning or point. All you can do is laugh.
Closed AccountSep 24, 2009
Occam was a friar, so he wasn't an atheist, so by Digg's weltanschauung his method is invalid.
Closed AccountSep 24, 2009
Talking Snake Theory. Konami should have picked a better title.