theonion.com — AUBURN HILLS, MI?Praising the vehicle's 25 years of experience, its proven dependability, and its 2.2-liter internal combustion engine, Chrysler announced Monday that it has appointed a 1983 four-door LeBaron sedan as the company's new CEO. Years of quality customer relations and a 100.3-inch wheelbase make the vehicle more than qualified.
Sep 10, 2008 View in Crawl 4
bstew22Sep 10, 2008
This account has been closed by the user
spritomSep 10, 2008
Open letter to Robert Nardelli:Dear Mr. Nardelli,Sorry to hear about your recent dismissal as CEO, especially after only one year at the helm of Chrysler after taking it back from the Germans. But feel free to keep your $1 yearly salary, but you'll have to refund your undisclosed other compensation. Best of luck in your next venture (no pun intended). Sincerely,The InternetPS - If you do stage a coup to retake Chrysler from the '83 LeBaron, could you build a mini-Viper? Perhaps a little 2-seater around 2500lbs with the 6.1L 425hp V-8 with the handling of a Honda S2000? Thanks!
rhinitusSep 11, 2008
I hope you realize that makes absolutely no sense.
obamawins08Sep 11, 2008
Don't be fooled. It's a Transformer.Not lucky enough to be a semi, but at least it's not a cassette tape.