theonion.com — A leading team of CGI experts hand-selected by blockbuster producer and director Michael Bay has pushed the limits of what can be accomplished with special effects and digital imaging by creating a computer- generated best-director Oscar for the 43-year-old filmmaker.
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mjfitzgeFeb 20, 2008
"I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,When he made Pearl Harbor.I miss you more than that movie missed the point,And that’s an awful lot.And now, now you've gone away,And all I'm trying to say,Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you."
Closed AccountFeb 20, 2008
Nah. It's a fine repost. I'll just facepalm. :-D
yohnstoppableFeb 20, 2008
My brain no longer works after reading your comment
mojiraFeb 20, 2008
Really? I don't know much about the Transformers story, but holy s**t there was a lot of action and robots in that movie. I think in that respect it was good. Obviously that douchebag actor and the terrible acting and dialogue are fair game, but there was no shortage of bots and action.
jsingerFeb 21, 2008
My favorite part:""There is no way this would have been possible five years ago," Krajcsik said, later admitting that CGI technology is still decades away from making an Academy Award win for Rush Hour 3 director Brett Ratner look plausible."
bent3dFeb 21, 2008
Now we know why Michal Bay bought Digital Domain....or maybe he was just hoping they could fix up that mullet deal he's got going on.
rapter09Feb 22, 2008
Hey, we can't hate them if we didn't watch them, buddy. Then you just look like a jackass for having a snide opinion about a movie you've never even seen.
robbiev80Feb 27, 2008
like nshady said...I know it's a joke. They should have sarcasm emoticons. :p
theshomMar 1, 2008
He keeps making movies cuz we keep buying tickets.As for Uwe Boll... idk really.
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