theonion.com — WASHINGTON?In an unprecedented gesture of apology, President Bush allowed widow Mary Holt, 32, to punch him once on the left arm Monday as retribution for the death of her husband, Marine Pfc. David Holt, who was killed in a 2007 roadside bomb explosion outside Fallujah.
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digitizitAug 31, 2008
Buried because I'm sick of The Onion. Just not funny.
Closed AccountAug 31, 2008
Irony?
zenmojoAug 31, 2008
...I thought it was real. For a second, I was going to give Bush props.
mikeliemanAug 31, 2008
I prefer Elizabeth de la Vega's idea of 18 USC 371 prosecution better.It's not as visceral as 'for murder', but it still well-covers their acts.
goodbickSep 1, 2008
uhhh. the onion has always been a parody. It's been a parody newspaper for a lot longer than it's had an internet presence. and you're an idiot.
socmeSep 1, 2008
Good title - got me
radar5Sep 2, 2008
Buried for getting my hopes up and turning out to be an Onion article.
mhmdkhamisOct 30, 2008
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