hosted.ap.org— Leading astronomers approved historic new planet guidelines Thursday - downsizing Earth's neighborhood from nine principal heavenly bodies to eight by demoting distant Pluto
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Under Bush, we've lost the respect of the world, Constitutional rights, the federal surplus, the WTC, and now a planet. What next? The Sun? Come on, people. Wake up. Enough is enough. I've had it with these mother-f#$ing NeoCons on this mother-f#$ing planet. I think we should put up a barrier between us and the NeoCons.
Now that Pluto isn't a planet anymore, I guess it has "Venus envy."By the way, this is my original joke. Then I did a search on Google for "venus envy" and found 123,000 hits. Sigh. Although at first glance none of them are referring to Pluto. Then I narrowed the search by adding +Pluto to the search string and found several people have made this joke too. Sigh. At least I'm the first one on digg. :-) If you find the reference on Washington Post, that one was mine. :-) I even found one post that occurred 7 days before mine. (moscowtimes) Sigh.
What it means to my life is that I will stop seeing "The 10th planet has been found!!!" bulls**t in the newspapers with every new "stone" found. FINALY they will stop!!!
It's interesting that the same definition that demoted Pluto can demote Earth. WE MAY NOT BE LIVING ON A PLANET! Just some rock, that orbits the sun, and our rock has another rock orbiting it. Sounds like Pluto, except Pluto has two orbiting rocks.Scientists like this need to have their heads checked for brains.
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rawsewageAug 24, 2006
Under Bush, we've lost the respect of the world, Constitutional rights, the federal surplus, the WTC, and now a planet. What next? The Sun? Come on, people. Wake up. Enough is enough. I've had it with these mother-f#$ing NeoCons on this mother-f#$ing planet. I think we should put up a barrier between us and the NeoCons.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2006
So Sad, I almost shed a tear. We will miss you pluto!
darkhackAug 25, 2006
Do most scientists really know it all, and what happen if there's another planet in our solar system that we can't see like by the sun for example.
zombieflandersAug 26, 2006
Funny quote from the CBC:"Jason Kottke of the blog kottke.org held a contest for a new mnemonic device to protest Pluto's new status. The winner: 'My! Very educated morons just screwed up numerous planetariums.'"<a class="user" href="http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2006/08/25/pluto-reaction.html">http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2006/08/25/pluto-reaction.html</a>
Closed AccountAug 26, 2006
Shouldn't they have seen it coming?
diggdonAug 26, 2006
Now that Pluto isn't a planet anymore, I guess it has "Venus envy."By the way, this is my original joke. Then I did a search on Google for "venus envy" and found 123,000 hits. Sigh. Although at first glance none of them are referring to Pluto. Then I narrowed the search by adding +Pluto to the search string and found several people have made this joke too. Sigh. At least I'm the first one on digg. :-) If you find the reference on Washington Post, that one was mine. :-) I even found one post that occurred 7 days before mine. (moscowtimes) Sigh.
rudraskshaAug 27, 2006
yes
alphatoxicAug 31, 2006
What it means to my life is that I will stop seeing "The 10th planet has been found!!!" bulls**t in the newspapers with every new "stone" found. FINALY they will stop!!!
startrekSep 22, 2006
It's interesting that the same definition that demoted Pluto can demote Earth. WE MAY NOT BE LIVING ON A PLANET! Just some rock, that orbits the sun, and our rock has another rock orbiting it. Sounds like Pluto, except Pluto has two orbiting rocks.Scientists like this need to have their heads checked for brains.
startrekSep 22, 2006
My science teacher just ignores it and laughs anytime someone brings this up.
koorlle44erNov 6, 2006
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