gizmodo.com — Once in a while, Gizmodo comes across that rare object, that invention that showcases the amazing nature of human genius and the never-ending quest for perfection that lifts the spirits of every man and woman in the planet. That gadget is clearly not the Booze Belt.
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floppyllamadiggApr 25, 2007
Every man has a hidden desire to be a drunken cowboy.
tdogg241Apr 25, 2007
That's not possible, Nougat, because I'm holding your pistol.
toxicshokApr 25, 2007
They should sell those things at car dealer ships. If you buy during our crazy giveway, when you sign, will provide the wine (fortified). BTW Soviet russia, yo mama, thats what she said, those jokes are only funny when used in moderation and at the right time. MODERATION. Squeeze one three a day like they were s**ts, thats what you get, s**t.
solodude59Apr 25, 2007
i didnt think she was too bad. i mean, probably better than what youre hittin...
ineffablepolkApr 25, 2007
In Soviet Russia bad joke botches you.Oh yeah, I'm clever.
attentionApr 25, 2007
careful, you might wake up inside a bank
archemedesApr 25, 2007
I was hoping it was gonna be that cool scotch & ice dispenser belt Space Cowboy wore in Battle Beyond The Stars. I'd wear one of those.
chetanwApr 26, 2007
You know Digg is getting diluted when such crap makes the front page