blogs.westword.com — At about 6:30 p.m. on Monday night, Aaron Siebers reported that he'd been stabbed in Edgewater by "three skinheads or Hispanic males dressed in black" who tried to rob him. Trouble is, a surveillance video from a business where this alleged attack supposedly took place didn't show anything like what Siebers described.
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xinoNov 4, 2009
LostOnion said his idea worked, not that it was a good idea and since it's true, there's no reason to digg him or her down.
Closed AccountNov 4, 2009
"three skinheads or Hispanic males dressed in black" Really hard to tell the difference. Just yesterday, I spotted either a deer or a velociraptor on the side of the road.
g0atm0nsterNov 4, 2009
Lol @ kay. If your problem is that your penis is sore and bleeding out massive clots, while causing severe abdominal cramps, work should be the last thing on your mind. f**k you could just show them a copy of the medical journal you appeared in as an excuse.Totally double standards yeah, but I'll cover your shift if you shove a tampon up your dick.
eventmarketerNov 4, 2009
More creative than taking out the trash and leaving. What's so creative about that anyway?
gizzaNov 5, 2009
Food poisoning is the best exucse.Only lasts a day of an upset stomach and vomiting then you're good. How many people get over the flu in a single day?
navicertsNov 5, 2009
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oea420Nov 5, 2009
f**k man I just lost a good joband I just took a temp seasonal job at toys r usgoddammit