theonion.com — "All I am asking of the American people is four more years," Clinton said at a fundraiser Tuesday where tens of thousands of South Carolinians gathered to stare in gape-jawed wonderment at the former president. "Well, maybe eight. Actually, you know what, definitely eight. Eight more years."
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gabberwokJan 24, 2008
I would have dugg you up if you had stopped after the quote...
xeemoJan 24, 2008
I just lost all faith in digg user's links. There are so many people on digg that will think this is a real article that I'm starting to question all of the articles relating to space and time that I've read here. It's almost as if science fiction got a hold of me. I was reading so many articles that blew my mind involving the universe. I was so sure that they were somewhat accurate. Digg was almost becoming a religion. Sorry....I guess maybe we don't know as much as I thought.
knownJan 24, 2008
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power --Abraham Lincoln
pbr90Jan 25, 2008
Isn't that what Bush did when he announced that the Constitution were merely a "piece of paper?"
crankycanuck43Jan 25, 2008
As anyone who studied U.S. history in the Canadian school system could tell you.
kingbabiJan 27, 2008
God I am disappointed in myself.
kingbabiJan 27, 2008
"It's true, we're so lame!"
Closed AccountJan 28, 2008
wanted to preserve the monosyllabic irony
aard88Jan 28, 2008
Hell after Bills activities in South Carolina I dugg myself down...
madhausJan 29, 2008
I can. They're the same 31% of the American people who still support Shrubya.
localhJan 29, 2008
"Warning: The Content in this Article May be Inaccurate"IT'S THE MOTHERf**kING ONION OF COURSE IT'S BULLs**tPEOPLE PLEASE LEARN TO LOOK AT THE WEBSITE BEFORE BURYING ANYTHING