techcrunch.com — This man, who is choosing to stay anonymous, has set up this Twitter account for the sole purpose of automatically tweeting when the newlyweds are having sex. I?m not kidding. Read the entire tweet stream from the bottom up if you want the full story.
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jh42Dec 14, 2009
Not everything electronic needs to make noise, beep, flash, or be plugged in.
russkiguyDec 14, 2009
*wives
jimv1983Dec 14, 2009
fits in the same category as the word "rubbish"
Closed AccountDec 15, 2009
"Uninterrupted Intercourse 2" is now the name of my new thrash metal band. Thank you, KingOfAwesome!
jasonleigh9Dec 15, 2009
While it's all anonymous, the best man still has to tell the guy that he's been monitoring his sexual activities. That's going to be AWKWARD.'So um..there's something I've been meaning to tell you. I've been monitoring, rating and commenting on your every sexual performance for nearly a month. I've even been weighing you.'
kestrelDec 19, 2009
It's not America... you shouldn't expect a multi-kilo rise in weight each day.
super6Dec 19, 2009
You must not be from America because over here in health class we teach about how much of the body and it's weight is composed of water which can lead lead daily fluctuations based solely on levels of hydration.
kestrelDec 20, 2009
@Super6 - Nope, I'm glad to say, I'm not from America. We also learned about natural body-weight fluctuation. We also learned how a male requiring 2200 daily calories will gain weight when his average daily intake is 3300 calories. Judging by the size of the people in your country, this is clearly something that ISN'T taught over there.
factsahoyDec 21, 2009
Except that XD was superseded by SD long ago.I suppose next you'll be cheerleading Memory Stick.
lililiciosoDec 21, 2009
this already happened!!Argh, i can't find the article now but a few years ago this guy suspected his wife was cheating on him. So..he set up a pressure sensor under the bed to send him a text message if the weight went over 100kg. It went off the next day... so he went straight home and caught them in the act!!! Am trying to find the article for you peeps now but it was about 3 years ago!