thevideoawards.com— Watch as The Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and others ask the question "Why is Batman a super hero? He doesn't even have a super in his name." Batman, in his usual way, answers.
Jul 27, 2006View in Crawl 4
@ nixr:If he's at work like I am (and I really hope you aren't replying to me...) he's probably not allowed to do anything to his computer, let alone buy some part and install it himself.
Batman's super power is pure balls. I mean, the guy goes out there without any super-strength, super-resilience, or super speed... and fights guys with these powers.How hardcore is that?
Closed AccountJul 28, 2006
Finally someone said it....George Lucas is EVIL! Only a sick twisted individual could conjure up a story like phantom menace.
jrizzoJul 28, 2006
I agree. Batman is totally the coolest.
somnusJul 28, 2006
@ nixr:If he's at work like I am (and I really hope you aren't replying to me...) he's probably not allowed to do anything to his computer, let alone buy some part and install it himself.
jrizzoJul 28, 2006
MERELY a comic hero?! Batman could turn Superman into kryptonite infested roadkill without leaving his desk. His superpower is INSANE badassness.
streetstealthJul 28, 2006
Batman's super power is pure balls. I mean, the guy goes out there without any super-strength, super-resilience, or super speed... and fights guys with these powers.How hardcore is that?
Closed AccountJul 28, 2006
I'm being serious how is Batman considered a superhero. He has no "powers" to speak of. This does not make him a less interesting character because I for one happen to like Batman. But I can't stand the term superhero used to describe him. <a class="user" href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=superhero">http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=superhero</a>Look Batman is by definition NOT a superhero.
21_0Jul 28, 2006
ha, bernie's in the pic with bin laden. 0wn3d