esquire.com — From Poo-Pouri to root-beer-flavored vodka and, yes, action-figure condoms, these aren't gifts so much as insults with a bow on top. Better ideas: presents for kids, wives, dads, and everyone else! Nov 25, 2008 View in Crawl 4
spaceman84Nov 26, 2008
Of course not. That's a great gift. I give that one to all the ladies in my family every year. ALL OF THEM.
bipolarruledoutNov 26, 2008
It will be at big lots for $10 soon enough.
clickwirNov 26, 2008
Yea, I blocked them to. But I gave up after the second one.
nonleftistdiggrNov 26, 2008
I had never thought of that, with a 90 day electronics return policy, that's not a bad idea
Closed AccountNov 26, 2008
That doesn't even sound like "ha".
stormtrooperviiNov 27, 2008
I keep getting bibles and other assorted religious texts from extended family members. Why didn't those make the list?
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spaceman84Nov 26, 2008
Of course not. That's a great gift. I give that one to all the ladies in my family every year. ALL OF THEM.
bipolarruledoutNov 26, 2008
It will be at big lots for $10 soon enough.
clickwirNov 26, 2008
Yea, I blocked them to. But I gave up after the second one.
nonleftistdiggrNov 26, 2008
I had never thought of that, with a 90 day electronics return policy, that's not a bad idea
Closed AccountNov 26, 2008
That doesn't even sound like "ha".
stormtrooperviiNov 27, 2008
I keep getting bibles and other assorted religious texts from extended family members. Why didn't those make the list?