cnbc.com— Something bordering on miraculous has occurred since the day Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced he would be taking a 6-month medical leave of absence - a rally, and a big one.
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Take a statistics class. There is uncertainty.. which is also priced into the stock. So if things go "exactly as expected" the stock price should rise.
Easy there kiddo. I'll give you a minute to collect yourself before I continue my post. Pick your tongue back up off the floor and put it in your mouth. Clean up all that drool that must have been flying around as you hammered out that virtual blowjob of a post on your bona-fide apple titanium keyboard. Put it back in your pants. Well ok, finish up, and then put it back in your pants. Ready to continue? Catch your breath, I'll wait. Ok, good. You look flushed. You should sit down.We're talking about a music player manufacturer here. The fact that a salesman can sell something to a younger girl isn't news - you're talking about the most gullible demographic on the planet here. The products are not just TOO GOOD. They are PRETTY GOOD, and there are many other products that I own that are BETTER or MORE SUITED FOR MY USES. I've owned a few apple products (including iBooks and iPods) that I consider to be SUBPAR. The fact that some teen bimbo dropped her old ipod for a new one doesn't say much about the company - this is the demographic that made Souljah Boy a hit.
They are trying to fix the horrible PR disaster caused by their rumour based reporting for guys illness. In fact, it really hurt their corporate image and seriousness too. CNBC is a brand which was achieved with hard work for decades, not some idiot college kids Web 2.0 blog.CNBC needs to get rid of "Look, I can write blog and troll too" guys regardless of what side they are on. It includes that guy too.
I bought puts when Apple went over $200.I just wanted to say thanks to mindless zealots who helped me buy some nice things for my family.$80 was cheap. $100 is fair.
Closed AccountFeb 7, 2009
Of course. It was written by none other than Jim Goldman. He's the king of all pre-pubescent fanboys. He makes us Mac fans look like rabid zombies. What do you expect from someone who publicly admitted to be a "strong shareholder" in Apple stock.I mean, look at his posts: <a class="user" href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/15837548/cid/97430">http://www.cnbc.com/id/15837548/cid/97430</a>
aloserFeb 7, 2009
Take a statistics class. There is uncertainty.. which is also priced into the stock. So if things go "exactly as expected" the stock price should rise.
poxonyouFeb 8, 2009
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tyr7beFeb 8, 2009
Easy there kiddo. I'll give you a minute to collect yourself before I continue my post. Pick your tongue back up off the floor and put it in your mouth. Clean up all that drool that must have been flying around as you hammered out that virtual blowjob of a post on your bona-fide apple titanium keyboard. Put it back in your pants. Well ok, finish up, and then put it back in your pants. Ready to continue? Catch your breath, I'll wait. Ok, good. You look flushed. You should sit down.We're talking about a music player manufacturer here. The fact that a salesman can sell something to a younger girl isn't news - you're talking about the most gullible demographic on the planet here. The products are not just TOO GOOD. They are PRETTY GOOD, and there are many other products that I own that are BETTER or MORE SUITED FOR MY USES. I've owned a few apple products (including iBooks and iPods) that I consider to be SUBPAR. The fact that some teen bimbo dropped her old ipod for a new one doesn't say much about the company - this is the demographic that made Souljah Boy a hit.
ilgazFeb 9, 2009
They are trying to fix the horrible PR disaster caused by their rumour based reporting for guys illness. In fact, it really hurt their corporate image and seriousness too. CNBC is a brand which was achieved with hard work for decades, not some idiot college kids Web 2.0 blog.CNBC needs to get rid of "Look, I can write blog and troll too" guys regardless of what side they are on. It includes that guy too.
Closed AccountFeb 9, 2009
I bought puts when Apple went over $200.I just wanted to say thanks to mindless zealots who helped me buy some nice things for my family.$80 was cheap. $100 is fair.
dmorrison22Feb 11, 2009
Thanks for sending me this! Yea, looks like Jobs and Apple are not going anywhere but up.