It may not be the oldest joke but it is the most annoying in any form. I first heard it this way:During class, a girl turns to the boy behind her and whispers something in his ear. Louder than he intended he says "What? What do you mean?" The teacher, annoyed by the interruption, calls the boy to her desk and demands that he explain. The boy says "Well.. that girl.. she just whispered something to me." The teacher asks him what could possibly be so important and the boy says "I'm not sure, she just said "purple flower". The teachers face goes white and without a word she grabs the boy by the ear and drags him to the principals office. (From there you make stuff up until your satisfied that the audience is squirming but it involves multiple people hearing the same story of the girl whispering "purple flower" until someone jumps out of a window, or commits suicide in an awful way, or some other atrocity, and the boy is blamed. A judge (after hearing the story) sentences the boy to prison, fellow inmates also commit suicide, a parole committee denies his freedom, whatever else to drag it on.. until his sentence is finally over and walking out of the prison gates he sees the same girl who whispered "purple flower" to him just on the other side of the street. He must ask her what it all meant, and is killed instantly by a bus as he runs across the street.)The moral of the story: Look both ways before you cross the road.
I can only assume that people are digging this because they want others to feel the torment they felt when they finished reading this long ass boring nonsense. It is a pride issue. People don't want to be the only ones tricked. Monks suck donkey dicks on wet winter windy Wednesdays and so does anyone who diggs crap like this.
kerathSep 17, 2008
Was it groaning? I bet it was groaning.
bixby1Sep 17, 2008
Noise addicts! never heard of it but enjoyed (and dugg)
synystarSep 18, 2008
It may not be the oldest joke but it is the most annoying in any form. I first heard it this way:During class, a girl turns to the boy behind her and whispers something in his ear. Louder than he intended he says "What? What do you mean?" The teacher, annoyed by the interruption, calls the boy to her desk and demands that he explain. The boy says "Well.. that girl.. she just whispered something to me." The teacher asks him what could possibly be so important and the boy says "I'm not sure, she just said "purple flower". The teachers face goes white and without a word she grabs the boy by the ear and drags him to the principals office. (From there you make stuff up until your satisfied that the audience is squirming but it involves multiple people hearing the same story of the girl whispering "purple flower" until someone jumps out of a window, or commits suicide in an awful way, or some other atrocity, and the boy is blamed. A judge (after hearing the story) sentences the boy to prison, fellow inmates also commit suicide, a parole committee denies his freedom, whatever else to drag it on.. until his sentence is finally over and walking out of the prison gates he sees the same girl who whispered "purple flower" to him just on the other side of the street. He must ask her what it all meant, and is killed instantly by a bus as he runs across the street.)The moral of the story: Look both ways before you cross the road.
spookyttwsSep 18, 2008
Cute story. But hearing a mysterious sound and being denied its source does not seem to warrant 45 years of devotion and training just to learn it.
uniqueminerSep 18, 2008
I can only assume that people are digging this because they want others to feel the torment they felt when they finished reading this long ass boring nonsense. It is a pride issue. People don't want to be the only ones tricked. Monks suck donkey dicks on wet winter windy Wednesdays and so does anyone who diggs crap like this.