Changing some fundamental physics properties=Destroying the world. Changing any of them would probably either make every atom in the universe stick together or explode.
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fliptigerSep 10, 2008
What happened to xkcd's quality...
futureguySep 10, 2008
If they are geeky they would have already read this ;)
bduddySep 10, 2008
Changing some fundamental physics properties=Destroying the world. Changing any of them would probably either make every atom in the universe stick together or explode.
daebatSep 10, 2008
lol sorry I didn't realize the sarcasm. you all are having WAY too much fun with my comment.
Closed AccountSep 11, 2008
but you smileim better than XCD"!"
edjenkins234Sep 11, 2008
nice dude
rebirfSep 11, 2008
Physicists work with ideal conditions.
Closed AccountSep 11, 2008
digg user's are aginst me !!i feel like mrbaby man
tech42erSep 12, 2008
It's hard to "steal" a joke when you're referencing it.
davidfa1976Mar 2, 2009
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