blogs.zdnet.com — In the latest publicly available 10-Q statement, first quarter, 2006, Google identified a myriad of risks it faces, as it seeks to maintain its search dominance and its revenue growth rate. Here are eight of the risks impacting Google, according to Google:
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pcheaven2kJul 3, 2006
WHO THE F**K ASKED YOU, MR MYRIAD OF USELESS F**KING FACTS>
jackholeJul 3, 2006
I did. I asked him. I'm sorry this ruined your day.Also, your caps lock key is stuck.
merrebornJul 3, 2006
For the record, it's 100% standard to list EVERY SINGLE conceivable issue, just short of "The planet might blow up tomorrow" in this sort of filing. It's just a giant CYA maneuver.If there's even a 0.1% chance of an event happening it'll show up here. Take this all with a grain of salt
phaedJul 3, 2006
f**k you and the mother f**king horse you rode in on you dictionary overdosed f**k
gieverJul 3, 2006
The reasons, although valid, kind of sounded like a sixth grade report. Just towards the end though, only because they kept saying at the end of each reason, "because it could hurt our business," or something of the sort.
santhony7Jul 3, 2006
Thanks man. I actually thought that to be very informative. Now if I can just get my boss to stop saying "irregardless".
joshjoneswasJul 3, 2006
I am thinking #9 should be:"We Are Increasingly Concerned With Capitalizing Every Word In Our Public Releases. We Should Begin The Next Quarter With A Revamped Effort To Try To Minimize This Behavior"
joshjoneswasJul 3, 2006
Excellent observation! I thought I was the only one annoyed by that. Maybe it is a hidden code detailing their plans for the dark fiber? Maybe we should take all the caps and run them through a scrabble bot for deciphering.