cracked.com — They say "knowledge is power," but "they" seem to forget that most of our knowledge is devoted to subjects that are completely useless and retarded. On Wikipedia, even the most obscure topics get propped up on enormous blocks of text. Here are the most depressing - and somewhat frightening - examples.
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endersadvocateSep 27, 2007
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leszekSep 28, 2007
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mrurcSep 29, 2007
Thanks Digg! I updated my hometown's nickname! How could you have an entry on Baton Rouge, LA and not mention "Chemical City." Why do you think my asthma is like this? Most entries I have never heard of but there are many businesses named Chemical City [insert word here].
harrydeacJan 25, 2008
From the article..."Notable excerpt - A Dark Luminoth was shown briefly in an early video for Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, but was taken out of the game because scan data reveals that most Luminoth choose to self-terminate before an Ing takes full control over their body." Someone honestly thought this article would not be complete without this crucial inclusion. That without it, there would be thousands of kids lying awake in bed at night thinking, "Hey, there was a Dark Luminoth in that early Metroid Prime 2 video, but he never appeared in the game ... something just doesn't add up." Too funny!