cracked.com — It’s no secret: animals are out to kill us. While we spend hundreds of billions of dollars fighting the terrorist threat overseas, animal sleeper cells are biding their time, developing strange and fabulous powers far beyond those of man.
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laimAug 31, 2008
this was a huge disappointment. i was expecting things like this: <a class="user" href="http://www.jimthewonderdog.com/">http://www.jimthewonderdog.com/</a>
spoofiesSep 1, 2008
forgot the pistol shrimp<a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONQlTMUYCW4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONQlTMUYCW4</a><a class="user" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_shrimp">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_shrimp</a>
arkraider1936Sep 1, 2008
Further evidence that the octopus is awesome: <a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8oQBYw6xxc&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8oQBYw6xxc&feature ...</a>
peck3277Sep 1, 2008
@ravage:superpower = supernatural powerhumans = naturalhumans having supernatural powers = impossible
rushjaycarrSep 1, 2008
okay yes, this is funny. This guy also has waaaaay too much spare time on his hands.
youseiSep 1, 2008
I almost don't believe those things are real.... hotter than the sun? Let's hope those things don't run across a toxic waste spill!!!
ihatesubwaySep 2, 2008
i had the biggest f**king laugh from this article. you are a f**king comedian man. 5 stars!
charma13Sep 30, 2008
Bow to the Great Octopus! Skilled fighter, ruthless predator, and master of disguise. Clever creature, too. Octopi can learn, aye.