cracked.com — They walk among us! Some even fly among us! They may even take the bus among us from time to time! Homosapiens-Superior is here, and can do things that have scientists scratching their heads. We're carefully tracking their progress, so that one day soon we may gather them together and fight crime. Or maybe commit crimes. We haven't decided yet.
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dinobotJun 30, 2008
What would be his superhero name, Indestructo?
lockhartJul 1, 2008
"I'll be bak."-Das Uberboy
mywhitenoiseJul 1, 2008
His story was most interesting, and he's from Sacramento!
demonwaspJul 1, 2008
Flyby teabagging?
l034meJul 1, 2008
...says The Spleen.
exreJul 1, 2008
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cabdirazzaqJul 1, 2008
I don't mean to put you off but you're sort of weird...
funkyjunk3Jul 2, 2008
He was a world-class qi-gong and tai chi instructor. He did more than just perform tricks for the public, he helped countless people through his instructing.Whatever you think about tai chi is your opinion, but it has helped lots of people.
manonfire285Jul 15, 2008
"scrotum-negating, penguin-urine cold."Classy.