cracked.com— It turns out many of the most important things you do to attract the opposite sex have nothing to do with skill.
Nov 23, 2009View in Crawl 4
I think that's more "impressing a chick once you've convinced her to come back to your pizza box-filled apartment with bong water stains on the carpet". If you're using your schlong to attract women in a public place, you're likely doing it wrong.
Closed AccountNov 23, 2009
I think that's more "impressing a chick once you've convinced her to come back to your pizza box-filled apartment with bong water stains on the carpet". If you're using your schlong to attract women in a public place, you're likely doing it wrong.
absurdistNov 23, 2009
Wait, I'm confused. You're not supposed to use your schlong to attract women in public?
fms45Nov 24, 2009
I like the second method of attraction
smooveoNov 24, 2009
7. Be a power digger. Chicks dig power diggers!
peterodactylNov 24, 2009
It doesn't explain why I attract only insane women.