valleywag.com— Well, since I've nothing to lose, I'm going to say the six things you can't say at the parties, conferences and meetups of Silicon Valley.
Apr 21, 2007View in Crawl 4
@captainweaselYou forgotGod ExistsRichard Dawkins is a gentlemenBush is the greatest leader ever!Obama sucksJack Thompson is rightVT was caused by video gamesI found a workaround to "Bush is the greatest leader ever"."Bush is the greatest leader ever to be elected by the Supreme Court"
He starts off with: "You can't say anything interesting without offending a crowd of prigs"Then enumerates a list:1. No hot girls2. I don't want your business card3. You're boring4. You're business is boring5. I don't care if you're a young person with a business6. I'm jealous of your money. He got the offensive part down, but I missed the part where he says something interesting.Not enough hot girls, you and your business are boring, I'm jealous of your money. Really? That's supposed to beinteresting? Hypocrite.
>No, I've been trained to slap an asinine grin on my face and waggle my eyebrows at your bad jokes, even if I'd rather join the bukkake cluster gathering around this party's one almost-hot girl.That's quality right there.
Actually, since Zooomr is translated into over a dozen other languages, it's useful outside the English-speaking world. That's why it's the most popular social photo-sharing site in many countries. I thought the same thing you did until someone explained it to me.
mctendoApr 21, 2007
The Googles killed Jeeves :*(
Closed AccountApr 21, 2007
@captainweaselYou forgotGod ExistsRichard Dawkins is a gentlemenBush is the greatest leader ever!Obama sucksJack Thompson is rightVT was caused by video gamesI found a workaround to "Bush is the greatest leader ever"."Bush is the greatest leader ever to be elected by the Supreme Court"
gmorganApr 21, 2007
Vista is the best OS ever.
mike23wApr 21, 2007
He starts off with: "You can't say anything interesting without offending a crowd of prigs"Then enumerates a list:1. No hot girls2. I don't want your business card3. You're boring4. You're business is boring5. I don't care if you're a young person with a business6. I'm jealous of your money. He got the offensive part down, but I missed the part where he says something interesting.Not enough hot girls, you and your business are boring, I'm jealous of your money. Really? That's supposed to beinteresting? Hypocrite.
halosniper7Apr 21, 2007
(42.) the answer is 43.
holdenmccrankApr 21, 2007
>No, I've been trained to slap an asinine grin on my face and waggle my eyebrows at your bad jokes, even if I'd rather join the bukkake cluster gathering around this party's one almost-hot girl.That's quality right there.
spacemonkeyzeroApr 22, 2007
tinyurl.com is shorter
spacemonkeyzeroApr 22, 2007
Bubble 2.0 is coming!
ariastarApr 22, 2007
The #1 thing to not say? "f**k off." Even jokingly, that one will get your black-balled in the industry.
nickdouglasApr 22, 2007
Actually, since Zooomr is translated into over a dozen other languages, it's useful outside the English-speaking world. That's why it's the most popular social photo-sharing site in many countries. I thought the same thing you did until someone explained it to me.
camaromanApr 23, 2007
Can someone say, hater?