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May 3, 2009View in Crawl 4
I was trying to think of where else he could apply this sort of skill....and I've only been able to come up with a few: cow milker, data entry clerk, spreadsheet creation professional, gay porn, fast food cook, darts and grocery store stockerseems like hes doomed to be typecast for the rest of his life. sorry little guy
And has f**ked more women than you will ever meet. And got paid. Admit it, you'd be content to masturbate to videos of Ron Jeremy's job. That's how much cooler he is than you.
jgang05May 3, 2009
Dugg for "Ricky Jay penetrates a watermelon."
solidbonesMay 3, 2009
But we can't get enough of it.
kidehhMay 4, 2009
There's some Jon Lovitz in there as well, not that that's a good thing the man is definitely not attractive.
lolmaxMay 4, 2009
I was trying to think of where else he could apply this sort of skill....and I've only been able to come up with a few: cow milker, data entry clerk, spreadsheet creation professional, gay porn, fast food cook, darts and grocery store stockerseems like hes doomed to be typecast for the rest of his life. sorry little guy
atromosMay 4, 2009
And has f**ked more women than you will ever meet. And got paid. Admit it, you'd be content to masturbate to videos of Ron Jeremy's job. That's how much cooler he is than you.
psychopnutMay 4, 2009
would have taken half the time if the president was white.
fassouliaMay 4, 2009
Dugg for Snappy Snapdouche!!