So, you want to bitch that they eat too many calories and are fat, and then complain that they aren't eating EVEN MORE?Calories are calories... saving 110 is better than saving nothing, even if you're having a burger.
I'm pretty fit yet consume anywhere between 400mg to 1600mg of caffeine a day (I go through no doz like water). in fact, the ridiculous caffeine dosages is what helps me get through my workouts.
Many funny quotables in this one.First caption: "You, as an unsatisfied, horse-faced Frappuccino-drinker." hehe horse faced."...Caffeine has so many inventive methods of fattening you up that we could've named this article '6 Ways Caffeine Is Making Your Ass Resemble A Pile Of Damp Towels.'""...caffeine will also be running around your body f**king with your hormones and raising your cholesterol and basically just being a complete dick.""The study stops at this point, but we assume that these patrons didn't actually stop eating until soup was pouring so readily from every one of their orifices that no more could be forced in, at which point the researchers giggled and prepared to upload a video to YouTube.""You might as well have a monitor that fires little sausages into your mouth."
Closed AccountOct 23, 2008
Who cares if you are fat.. Live your life how you want. People make fun of you but those same people are far from perfect.
whoami76Oct 23, 2008
So, you want to bitch that they eat too many calories and are fat, and then complain that they aren't eating EVEN MORE?Calories are calories... saving 110 is better than saving nothing, even if you're having a burger.
orangehero2000Oct 23, 2008
This might the the worst article I've ever seen from Cracked. Buried for wasting my time.
psykivOct 23, 2008
I'm pretty fit yet consume anywhere between 400mg to 1600mg of caffeine a day (I go through no doz like water). in fact, the ridiculous caffeine dosages is what helps me get through my workouts.
vallverOct 23, 2008
What kind of coke do you have there in the US?????Here in Spain, regular coke is only 150 calories per can.Not that much
poppacherryOct 24, 2008
and then you have the biggest crap of your life, right?
33desOct 24, 2008
Many funny quotables in this one.First caption: "You, as an unsatisfied, horse-faced Frappuccino-drinker." hehe horse faced."...Caffeine has so many inventive methods of fattening you up that we could've named this article '6 Ways Caffeine Is Making Your Ass Resemble A Pile Of Damp Towels.'""...caffeine will also be running around your body f**king with your hormones and raising your cholesterol and basically just being a complete dick.""The study stops at this point, but we assume that these patrons didn't actually stop eating until soup was pouring so readily from every one of their orifices that no more could be forced in, at which point the researchers giggled and prepared to upload a video to YouTube.""You might as well have a monitor that fires little sausages into your mouth."