5 Ways to Defend Yourself in a Recession (vids)

esquire.com — (1) don't shoot yourself in the face, (2) use a "war hammer," (3) don't stab yourself in the nipple with a ninja sword, (4) get an asian girlfriend who knows how to handle a knife, (5) hang out with more trekkies Sep 8, 2009 View in Crawl 4