cracked.com— The Bible is full of superheroes with powers that make their cape-sporting descendants look like cowering children. A rundown of the five powers that would be most useful to the modern crime fighter.
Jun 23, 2008View in Crawl 4
On one side, it's sad that they're teaching that dinosaurs were around when humans were... and up to 2000 years ago...But on the other side, it's a picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur... which is *awesome*
sword fighting?Honestly though...what a crummy super power. If his staff turned into a tamed dragon which he could ride on...that would be worth it. how did that "power" make it to the list?
This is the 2nd story in the last 2 days that has made the front page that sees the Bible in a positive light - which is unheard of on Digg - all the angry atheists on Digg must still be sleeping in (in their mother's basements) or on vacation.
Ah they forgot the ability to get it on with your two young daughters even though you are blind drunk, your wife has turned into a pillar of salt, and your city has been pulverized by a nuke from heaven because it was too gay. It must be the most super supernatural to keep such a one track mind about incest. Come on people the bible has much cooler stories than flying around the earth really fast so you can save the ugliest female reporter in metropolis. I mean if you're going to go for unbelievable then just go all the way.
I know the premise of this article is supposed to be funny, but I feel that the bible has been so disrespcet over and over that is loses it's credibility because of articles just like these and characters like Rapture Jesus, I can not stop your thought and belifs but still some respect please.Hey its my opinion I just wanted to be heard
zippoJun 24, 2008
On one side, it's sad that they're teaching that dinosaurs were around when humans were... and up to 2000 years ago...But on the other side, it's a picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur... which is *awesome*
megamodJun 24, 2008
sword fighting?Honestly though...what a crummy super power. If his staff turned into a tamed dragon which he could ride on...that would be worth it. how did that "power" make it to the list?
adeboerJun 24, 2008
This is the 2nd story in the last 2 days that has made the front page that sees the Bible in a positive light - which is unheard of on Digg - all the angry atheists on Digg must still be sleeping in (in their mother's basements) or on vacation.
rlmcvicarJun 24, 2008
Ah they forgot the ability to get it on with your two young daughters even though you are blind drunk, your wife has turned into a pillar of salt, and your city has been pulverized by a nuke from heaven because it was too gay. It must be the most super supernatural to keep such a one track mind about incest. Come on people the bible has much cooler stories than flying around the earth really fast so you can save the ugliest female reporter in metropolis. I mean if you're going to go for unbelievable then just go all the way.
Closed AccountJun 24, 2008
still in the 1st world doing the infinite 1up trick I imagine.
palehorse864Jun 28, 2008
They're actually all the same account, from the 4 different books of the gospel (Matthew Mark Luke & John).
flashback99Jun 28, 2008
Respect dude.
ronaldinhoJul 3, 2008
FAIL
maghintayJul 10, 2008
I know the premise of this article is supposed to be funny, but I feel that the bible has been so disrespcet over and over that is loses it's credibility because of articles just like these and characters like Rapture Jesus, I can not stop your thought and belifs but still some respect please.Hey its my opinion I just wanted to be heard