cracked.com— Yes, it's tongue-in-cheek humor, but there's some pretty scary logic here. Has he been deceiving us all this time?
Apr 9, 2007View in Crawl 4
He's not as stupid as people think, but the article demeans the seriousness of the situation. The average redneck can't see it, but Bush speaks in code.
""People refer to him as evil as stupid because they themselves do not have the mental capacity to run a country nor do they have Bachelors in Political Science. Plus the vast majority did not vote in the last election. Bush is not a great President but he is alot better than Kerry or Gore.""---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Where do you get the authority to speak? Lemme guess, out of your ass? LOOK AT ALFRED E. NEWMAN's RECORD1) Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history; (2) Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period; (3) Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market; (4) First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history; (5) After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history;6) In his first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs; (7) Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history; (8) Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history; (9) Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history; (10) Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed; (11) Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans; (12) Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest a sitting American President, shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind; (13) Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history; (14) First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt; (15) Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world; (16) First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation; (17) Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States; (18) Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history; (19) First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission; (20) First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board; (21) All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations; (22) Biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation); (23) Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history; (24) Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history); (25) With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years;26) Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability; (27) First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea; (30) Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts; (31) Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts; (32) Failed to fulfill his pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'; (33) Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months he has no leads and zero suspects; (34) In the 18 months following the 911 attacks he successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States; (35) Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history; (36) Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic indicator negative.MICKEY MOUSE COULD RUN THE COUNTRY BETTER MORON! What is it like, having the brain of a two year old?
EVEN IF YOU'RE PRO-WARyou should have serious problems with the way Bush has fought it. Incompetence only begins to describe how badly Bush and the GOP has managed the war. From invading with way to few troops, disbanding the Iraqi army, not preventing the entire country from being looted, to abu ghraib, using foreign contractors for reconstruction instead of hiring local iraqis to do the work, profiteering and overcharging the government by private contractors, the list goes on and on...Even if you're for the war, you should demand better from your government. It's gone from simple incompetence to criminal negligence. Bush is a piss poor commander in chief.
I cant stand Bush as much as the next person, but, Im wondering...@eviscero who the hell told you Ted Kennedy killed a young girl? I think you have your celebrity murder of the week mixed up...it was a nephew that killed a girl, Micheal Skakel or some s**t like that was the guys name...and what did you hope to accomplish by pointing to the wrong democrat for your point? Are you trying to say that there are bad people everywhere? Mission Accomplished, dont ever confuse me with your usual Diggbats and Bushbashers...I'll blast all you bastages.
Im as disgusted with Bush as the next guy, but dude, are you stupid, it wasnt a REAL ARTICLE you BONGHIT OF ACID you. Breath out the Chronic and relax, it was SATIRE. man you had me cracking up, I was like, is this kid really mad about this?@ whoever that was up there justify war by saying, but, but, we need oil to survive...YOU SIR, deserve some serious wall to wall counseling. Even your president isnt stupid enough to say were doing it for the oil...we are of course, but hes proving this digg correct, hes no dummy or he would have said somethign stupid to that effect already. Were getting rid of the WMD and replacing them with HMD and IED and CIA interrogators. Thats how the f**k the F Troop rolls in bagdad...Misery Accomplished Freedom Fighters!!!STOP LETTING THIS BASTARD f**k OUR SOLDIERS OVER and OVER, IMPEACH BEFORE THEY NUKE US...then we will have to watch em lie and blame someone else they helped attack us.
How? He's a freakin retard. I personally don't like people from the south. Actually, just Texas. Texas is full of unintelligent rednecks and hicks. Bush is intelligent, but we've lost more marines than we should have lost. Iraq was no threat to us until we invaded. Bush is worse than Nixon! The only reason he got re-elected was because John Kerry was a jackass. Bush's only real accomplishment was getting us through 9-11.
cutkompApr 9, 2007
He's not as stupid as people think, but the article demeans the seriousness of the situation. The average redneck can't see it, but Bush speaks in code.
con40dmitriApr 10, 2007
Exactly what I was thinking. A little weird to see no one comment on it, but still, at first I thought it was some O'Reilly-conservative blogger.
Closed AccountApr 10, 2007
""People refer to him as evil as stupid because they themselves do not have the mental capacity to run a country nor do they have Bachelors in Political Science. Plus the vast majority did not vote in the last election. Bush is not a great President but he is alot better than Kerry or Gore.""---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Where do you get the authority to speak? Lemme guess, out of your ass? LOOK AT ALFRED E. NEWMAN's RECORD1) Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history; (2) Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period; (3) Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market; (4) First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history; (5) After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history;6) In his first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs; (7) Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history; (8) Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history; (9) Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history; (10) Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed; (11) Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans; (12) Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest a sitting American President, shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind; (13) Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history; (14) First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt; (15) Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world; (16) First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation; (17) Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States; (18) Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history; (19) First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission; (20) First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board; (21) All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations; (22) Biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation); (23) Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history; (24) Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history); (25) With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years;26) Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability; (27) First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea; (30) Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts; (31) Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts; (32) Failed to fulfill his pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'; (33) Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months he has no leads and zero suspects; (34) In the 18 months following the 911 attacks he successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States; (35) Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history; (36) Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic indicator negative.MICKEY MOUSE COULD RUN THE COUNTRY BETTER MORON! What is it like, having the brain of a two year old?
Closed AccountApr 10, 2007
EVEN IF YOU'RE PRO-WARyou should have serious problems with the way Bush has fought it. Incompetence only begins to describe how badly Bush and the GOP has managed the war. From invading with way to few troops, disbanding the Iraqi army, not preventing the entire country from being looted, to abu ghraib, using foreign contractors for reconstruction instead of hiring local iraqis to do the work, profiteering and overcharging the government by private contractors, the list goes on and on...Even if you're for the war, you should demand better from your government. It's gone from simple incompetence to criminal negligence. Bush is a piss poor commander in chief.
souleventApr 10, 2007
I cant stand Bush as much as the next person, but, Im wondering...@eviscero who the hell told you Ted Kennedy killed a young girl? I think you have your celebrity murder of the week mixed up...it was a nephew that killed a girl, Micheal Skakel or some s**t like that was the guys name...and what did you hope to accomplish by pointing to the wrong democrat for your point? Are you trying to say that there are bad people everywhere? Mission Accomplished, dont ever confuse me with your usual Diggbats and Bushbashers...I'll blast all you bastages.
souleventApr 10, 2007
Im as disgusted with Bush as the next guy, but dude, are you stupid, it wasnt a REAL ARTICLE you BONGHIT OF ACID you. Breath out the Chronic and relax, it was SATIRE. man you had me cracking up, I was like, is this kid really mad about this?@ whoever that was up there justify war by saying, but, but, we need oil to survive...YOU SIR, deserve some serious wall to wall counseling. Even your president isnt stupid enough to say were doing it for the oil...we are of course, but hes proving this digg correct, hes no dummy or he would have said somethign stupid to that effect already. Were getting rid of the WMD and replacing them with HMD and IED and CIA interrogators. Thats how the f**k the F Troop rolls in bagdad...Misery Accomplished Freedom Fighters!!!STOP LETTING THIS BASTARD f**k OUR SOLDIERS OVER and OVER, IMPEACH BEFORE THEY NUKE US...then we will have to watch em lie and blame someone else they helped attack us.
offalycoolApr 10, 2007
Join the dots to get the picture: <a class="user" href="http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/video1019.htm">http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/video1019.htm</a>
faskippyApr 11, 2007
Intelligence is a terrible thing to hide. And if he DID hide it, I think he forgot WHERE he hid it.
rockfan123Jan 13, 2009
How? He's a freakin retard. I personally don't like people from the south. Actually, just Texas. Texas is full of unintelligent rednecks and hicks. Bush is intelligent, but we've lost more marines than we should have lost. Iraq was no threat to us until we invaded. Bush is worse than Nixon! The only reason he got re-elected was because John Kerry was a jackass. Bush's only real accomplishment was getting us through 9-11.