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Closed AccountSep 8, 2008
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only person that Captain Killdozer killed was himself, and he did it with a gun (not the aforementioned 'Killdozer') yes? The guy still has my respect though. More people should show the type of backbone that this guy did.
Closed AccountSep 9, 2008
There was an HBO doc with Kulinski awhile back I think, It was pretty good, talks about his life and some of the things he did, he never revealed the c**ktail of drugs in the syringes he used to inject people with though.
scheitbagSep 9, 2008
i thought for sure the armored bank robbers would be on the list...
jasonh1234Sep 9, 2008
1. He wasn't shooting as far as I've heard.2. He's busy driving, and it takes both hands3. His visibility is poor4. His manueverability is poor5. His speed is poorIn short, damn rights I'd have the balls to walk up to it.
oldhickSep 9, 2008
@vexadril, the Iceman never used an ice truck. He used ice once... There is NO similarity other than that they are killers... Keep spelling it out until you get it.
sylocatSep 19, 2008
Well, keep in mind, voodoo guy killed 30,000 people, even the Killdozer only managed to cause 7 million in damages.
sylocatSep 19, 2008
If they teamed up, even The Joker couldn't cause as much damage as they'd do.
joseavDec 8, 2008
my favorite its between Captain Killdozer and MR. Suave thery just freeken crazy and awesome