blogs.houstonpress.com— While almost anybody would be more convincing as a nosferatu than Robert Pattinson and his pouty brethren, here are a few likely contenders from the world of music.
Nov 18, 2009View in Crawl 4
I like the Cure, but if Robert Smith was a vampire, vampires would be a lot less scary. They'd just stare at your neck looking like they were about to cry.
I'm glad somebody else knows English!<a class="user" href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Vamp" rel="nofollow">http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Vamp</a>1 (noun): The part of a shoe upper or boot upper covering especially the forepart of the foot and sometimes also extending forward over the toe or backward to the back seam of the upper: a short introductory musical passage often repeated several times (as in vaudeville) before a solo or between verses2 (noun): a woman who uses her charm or wiles to seduce and exploit menJust thought everyone should know. It makes the headline more amusing when you use the correct definitions.
bhaelfurNov 19, 2009
No Trent Reznor?
Closed AccountNov 19, 2009
I don't think Manson would be a decent looking Vampire...However, I think he would have been awesome as Willy Wonka in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". See:Family Trip (Willy Wonka Boat song): <a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJkYRebZlOY" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJkYRebZlOY</a>Dope Hat (Willy Wonka like video): <a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whuEK5DDGJI" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whuEK5DDGJI</a>
analogassassinNov 19, 2009
I like the Cure, but if Robert Smith was a vampire, vampires would be a lot less scary. They'd just stare at your neck looking like they were about to cry.
nubblies4lifeNov 19, 2009
I'm glad somebody else knows English!<a class="user" href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Vamp" rel="nofollow">http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Vamp</a>1 (noun): The part of a shoe upper or boot upper covering especially the forepart of the foot and sometimes also extending forward over the toe or backward to the back seam of the upper: a short introductory musical passage often repeated several times (as in vaudeville) before a solo or between verses2 (noun): a woman who uses her charm or wiles to seduce and exploit menJust thought everyone should know. It makes the headline more amusing when you use the correct definitions.
gankigeNov 19, 2009
You rock. Thanks!
toxicityjNov 20, 2009
I'm pretty sure even Hannah Montana would make a better vampire than the gay-esque folk in Twilight.
uhsfNov 20, 2009
buried for omission of Dave Vanian. <a class="user" href="http://www.officialdamned.com/ODsingle/docs/bandsections/dv.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.officialdamned.com/ODsingle/docs/bandse ...</a>