esquire.com— Financial crises being what they are, chances are good you'll never spend a billion dollars in your entire life, let alone this holiday season. But that didn't stop us from trying.
Dec 9, 2008View in Crawl 4
"See, when you’re the kind of rich person who is so fundamentally out-of-touch with reality that you have no idea if a bag of M&Ms costs a buck twenty-five or $125,000, you need a solid-gold remote with nine buttons to “keep it real.”"lolol
aforce369Dec 9, 2008
Where is the part where you fund the production of a suit of "iron man"-esque armor for yourself?
leekmiblesDec 9, 2008
"See, when you’re the kind of rich person who is so fundamentally out-of-touch with reality that you have no idea if a bag of M&Ms costs a buck twenty-five or $125,000, you need a solid-gold remote with nine buttons to “keep it real.”"lolol
jektalDec 9, 2008
CedEx: The correct answer is, "The kind of women who'd double team a dude like me do"
lovage85Dec 10, 2008
The fastest way to burn 1 Billion+ dollars will be flying a B2 bomber into a wall (btw, i still own the air force 400 millions)
Closed AccountDec 11, 2008
So, are you going to comment on what I said or just call me a douche? Hmm wonder who the douche is here.
twizzlenicoleAug 17, 2009
lots of money, but any friends?