americatopten.blogspot.com — 3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.7. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.33. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.45. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
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zephcDec 27, 2006
c.f. <a class="user" href="http://snowblind.ath.cx/images/ARGH.jpg">http://snowblind.ath.cx/images/ARGH.jpg</a>careful when sitting, ma'am.
maukdaddyDec 27, 2006
Wow...this is a shining example for the "OK, this is lame" tag.Way to fulfill the stereotype of a tech-centric, sexist, male audience =(
antechronosDec 27, 2006
@nonentityakI realize you're new here, so I'll say this without being mean or sarcastic (which takes quite a bit of effort, let me tell you). URLs in sigs are considered to be spam. In fact, you'll notice an almost complete lack of sigs around here, so I would recommend that you drop yours entirely. But having a URL in your sig is a quick path to having every one of your comments dugg down, even if they contain otherwise useful information.
Closed AccountDec 27, 2006
@maukdaddy Most people don't have a stick up their ass, instead they have a sense of humor and realize these top 50/100 lists are written to make you laugh. If you want a PC filter, go back to Slashdot.
spisskaDec 27, 2006
11. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stop at every shot of someone crying.No, but how about every shot of a ball, two teams and a clock, or every shot of a car skidding around a corner, or every shot of boobies a-jigglin'?16. You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.No, but that's because your clothes have pockets that can actually hold things. 28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.Showered, shaved and dressed in 7:30.55. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.You do if your meter is behind a big pile of burger wrappers, beer cans, and dirty socks.61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.You also never believe that when your girlfriend packs her things and says "I'm leaving you" that she's actually leaving.67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.With one hand.86. Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.Far sooner than you realize.
Closed AccountDec 27, 2006
28 days.
fluentinsilenceDec 27, 2006
@beotchThat's even better!
9enispDec 31, 2006
What does that even mean?! I keep reading and I get nothing! You had two minutes to edit that comment and thats what you came up with?!