esatclear.ie — "1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. .... 16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. .... 21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person."
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batmanjrDec 4, 2006
Marked as lame, no screen captures or at least the original movie as reference.
floppypartyDec 4, 2006
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up
koonchuDec 4, 2006
No sources, no Digg!
silentscreamDec 4, 2006
This is kind of a lousy post but it reminds me of a funny sub-title in the movie "El Norte". There is a scene where the boy's uncle or grandfather tells him (in Spanish) that if he is returned to Guatemala by U.S. immigration, then his life won't be worth anything ("no valdr? nada") because the rebels/vigilantes would kill him. The English sub-title reads "Your life won't be worth a rat's ass". I think these translators probably get bored and start getting "creative".I also get a kick out of how movies sub-titled in Spanish often use the word "maldici?n!" (curse) for any profanity. I have lived and/or worked in Mexico now for over 20 years and I have yet to hear a Mexican say "maldici?n!".
jd33Dec 4, 2006
Quiet or I'll break your t**s!
iosirisDec 4, 2006
Its even funnier if you guys understood Cantonese (Chinese) because then a lot of these even makes sense. The person that translated them probably directly translated words on a per character basis which is why the translation seems so distorted.Its like translating any language word for word without any regard for the sentence structure
staticneuronDec 5, 2006
I would really like to know where this came from:"Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person. "This sounds way to far fetched to be true.
Closed AccountDec 5, 2006
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
Closed AccountDec 6, 2006
Reminded me of this...<a class="user" href="http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html">http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html</a>
abadabaDec 8, 2006
he heeee, this made me giggle all the way through. too good! not a bad distraction if you are at work and need something to break the routine.but then again, i'm not at work..but it is still funny!