#15 "I'm actually a giant lizard that eats rats when no one is looking. I have an APPEARANCE of being human, but I'm not. You will know these facts and no one will believe you, ESPECIALLY my son. I hate and loath you but will PRETEND to like you in front of everyone" "I WILL make your life a living hell when I'm around. That's the price you'll pay for taking my son away from me."Or something along those lines, according to my wife.. :(
Closed AccountApr 13, 2009
"I'm actually your mother. You married your sister." "Ah, Cripes..."
mstachiwApr 13, 2009
"2. I know he's your husband now, but he's still my son."But I married your daughter not your son!?! Dear GOD have you done with my WIFE!?!
dreadblogApr 14, 2009
Well theres 5 minutes of my life i'll never get back.
fightclubApr 14, 2009
#15 "I'm actually a giant lizard that eats rats when no one is looking. I have an APPEARANCE of being human, but I'm not. You will know these facts and no one will believe you, ESPECIALLY my son. I hate and loath you but will PRETEND to like you in front of everyone" "I WILL make your life a living hell when I'm around. That's the price you'll pay for taking my son away from me."Or something along those lines, according to my wife.. :(
mentallyinhellApr 14, 2009
No, she'll tell you that.