sfgate.com — This is Dubya we're talking about. Worst. President. Ever. Surely he deserves better. Surely he deserves something a bit more ... thoughtful? Profound? Ironic? After all, while a shoe is nice, it's also terribly cliched. Boring, even.
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mediaweaselDec 17, 2008
No, pretzels have to be thrown with a bottle of whisky so he can fall over on both sides of his face and sustain suspicious looking abrasions but you'll only see one side of his face in MOST media shots so it doesn't look like he was completely off the rails ..(I was out of commas)
baseballguycaaDec 17, 2008
13. The Constitution. "Just a piece of paper," my ass.
sciencedocDec 18, 2008
Grenade?
governmentsp00kDec 20, 2008
Add 'pile of wet dog s**t" to the list.
Closed AccountDec 20, 2008
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spostareduroDec 21, 2008
No, it would make millions of concerned Americans made a fool of by marketers who promoted his moronic campaign.