cbs3.com — A 45-year-old man was hospitalized after four sheriff's deputies rescued him from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot alligator Wednesday, while he was naked and high on crack cocaine. Adrian J. Apgar was taken to the hospital in critical condition with an apparent broken right arm, leg injuries and his left arm hanging by a tendon.
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thebargeDec 1, 2006
The poster should have included an article that has the 911 call! Funniest 911 call ever. I'm in the process of trying to find an unedited version. Best part was the 911 operator telling him to tell the guy "punch it in the nose and it'll let go."
Closed AccountDec 1, 2006
He should have burned the gators eyes out with his crack pipe.
leadhyenaDec 1, 2006
South Park speaks the truth: take any 5 random words and you have a Family Guy skit, which is what I thought this was until I saw the article. Naked, Crack, Alligator, Florida, SchoolbusHow bizarre.
dep01Dec 1, 2006
Am I the only one that's disappointed that there is no video?
spyrochaeteDec 1, 2006
Kevin Rose is a manatee
inferiorwangDec 1, 2006
The only reason I clicked on it was to see if the alligator bit him in the crack, he was on crack, or the gator was on crack. What a title!
lostonionDec 1, 2006
While wearing alligator shoes.
Closed AccountDec 1, 2006
You'll have to forgive them. As they are police deputies they most likely have never seen an actual school bus, much less attended a school.
Closed AccountDec 1, 2006
ONLYINAMERICA.
vguardDec 3, 2006
The cop said they saved they guy because he was a human being that need help. Frankly, I find it encouraging to see cops acting decently towards ordinary humans. Even more so, because this guy is somebody who most people would probably write off as not worth the effort. (Don't get me wrong, though. The guy they saved is an idiot. Wandering around naked and high as a kite in gator country, is pretty much asking for Mother Nature to bitch slap you.)
Closed AccountDec 12, 2009
herd of Hippos attacked a Huge crocodile <a class="user" href="http://www.thepadrino.com/2009/11/crocodile-killed-by-pack-of-hippos.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.thepadrino.com/2009/11/crocodile-killed ...</a>