cracked.com — Many folks agonize over throwing or attending the perfect party, but agony is futile because, really, all Super Bowl parties feature the same things: lots of nachos, lots of beer and the following infuriating cast of characters.
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mrgreenjeansJan 29, 2008
Beth in New Hampshire? She is a horny one.
georgeryJan 30, 2008
You buried the article based on digg users digging a comment (not actually written by the author of the article) saying "GO PATS"? How f**king petty are you?
georgeryJan 30, 2008
God damnit, I just tried that.
lokishotJan 30, 2008
WTF is futball? Do you mean soccer?
queenstarshaJan 30, 2008
i AM about nine of those people. just a little bit. but i bring good beer and great food, so it's okay.
queenstarshaJan 30, 2008
i dunno. my feminist antennae are very sensitive, but only one out of eleven annoying types is female here. in addition to "only watching to get laid" girl, i've definitely also been hasn't paid attention in a decade+only in it for commercials+fantasy football girl.
queenstarshaJan 30, 2008
not true. you don't have to dis peanut butter just 'cause you like nutella.