I did the same thing in class one time when I was in 8th grade... I immediately tried to pawn the fart off on a kid that sat next to me... The good ol days!
I once sneezed while taking a dump. Unfortunately, my butthole wasn't done stretching to accomodate the unusually wide load, and when I sneezed it was forced out in an instant. The pain was so intense, I considered going to an emergency room in fear that I tore something.
damn i'm special... i can raise each eyebrow, wiggle each ear, do most of the tongue tricks, tickle myself and once i actually was flexible enough for #1... i also gleek, but always by accident...where do i report for the freak show?
borezJul 2, 2008
I going to be doing some tricks with my.............and the last one
arenas46Jul 2, 2008
Okay, man. Calm the f**k down.
bcrich999Jul 2, 2008
I did the same thing in class one time when I was in 8th grade... I immediately tried to pawn the fart off on a kid that sat next to me... The good ol days!
froderickJul 3, 2008
I once sneezed while taking a dump. Unfortunately, my butthole wasn't done stretching to accomodate the unusually wide load, and when I sneezed it was forced out in an instant. The pain was so intense, I considered going to an emergency room in fear that I tore something.
keetJul 3, 2008
I can do the one eyebrow lift, the ear wiggle, and the nose twitch all really easily...
damienzJul 3, 2008
I thought everyone could to the one eyebrow lift, from me to the rock...
drnorrisJul 3, 2008
Burying this crap, it has appeared twice already on my count.
chris006Jul 9, 2008
damn i'm special... i can raise each eyebrow, wiggle each ear, do most of the tongue tricks, tickle myself and once i actually was flexible enough for #1... i also gleek, but always by accident...where do i report for the freak show?