About the top two Amazon reviewers:Stairway to AmazonOr, the Battle of Lawrance and Harriet(severe apologies to Page-Plant)There’s a lady who writes that all romances are goldAnd she gives them all five stars at AmazonBut Bernabo’s there, and he just doesn’t careBecause he writes far more than his fair shareWoe oh oh oh oh ohAnd she gives them all five stars at AmazonThere’s a book on the wall but he wants to be sure‘Cause he knows sometimes reviews have no meaningSo he reviews all those books–this teacher who thinksThat sometimes all of our thoughts are deceivingWoe oh oh oh oh ohAnd she gives them all five stars at AmazonThere’s a feeling I get when I read what Lawrance saidAnd my spirit is crying for not votingIn my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke on my screenCreated from Doc Bernabo’s fast reading.Woe oh oh oh oh ohAnd she gives them all five stars at AmazonAnd it’s whispered that soon, he’ll take the roomLeft by the top romance reviewerAnd a new day will dawn for those posting long–Delphi boards will echo with laughterAnd it makes me wonderIf there’s a library in his basementI want to see nowHow he cleans his office each semesterYes there are two paths he can review bybut in the long runHe’ll stick this time with the road he’s onMy head is spinning and it won’t go because I don’t knowHow I could review enough to join himDear lady can’t you hear the wind blow and did you knowBernabo’s coming on the whispering windAnd as we wind on down onlineHe reviews all the time.There walks that lady we all knowWho shines quick praise and wants to showHow everything still turns to goldAnd if you read not so slowThe reviews will come to you at lastWhen you’re ranked one and one is allTo be a first or not at allWoe oh oh oh oh ohAnd she gives them all five stars at AmazonThere’s a lady who’s sure all that’s published is goldAnd she gives them all five stars at AmazonAnd when she gets there she knows when the book’s finally closedWith three paragraphs she can get what she came forAnd she gives them all five stars at Amazon, uh uh uh.<a class="user" href="http://www.brockeim.com/wordpress/2007/06/27/stairway-to-amazon-or-the-battle-of-lawrance-and-harriet-singalong-with-brockeim/">http://www.brockeim.com/wordpress/2007/06/27/stair ...</a>Enjoy.
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No homo.
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