holytaco.com— Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool. We?re not saying we?re cool, we?re just saying if you own any of these items, you?re not.
May 14, 2008View in Crawl 4
I was going to write something clever and smart, but that is really the dumbest thing I have heard in a long time. I can't even think of anything to say! What the hell man, are you serious?
This was right on. I especially hate number 3. You forgot to add that Guitar Hero is just the product of some idiot that saw DDR and said "Hey, I bet fat people would like to do that!" He was right, and now he's a millionaire.
This is a good list, except for the addition of the Longboard. I'm confused as to why that would be on there. Wouldn't it have been better to have added something that is actually useless and ugly? Say Crocs for example.
C'mon now, he's right; generalizing about the 99% of immature, insecure, needy attention-seeking microcephalic TV-programmed consumerist herd-mentality sheeple who get tattoos to be "different" and "unique" and "express their individuality" just like all their idiot friends is giving the other 1% who don't a bad name.
krispleMay 15, 2008
I was going to write something clever and smart, but that is really the dumbest thing I have heard in a long time. I can't even think of anything to say! What the hell man, are you serious?
ikorkyiMay 16, 2008
so you cant do it
Closed AccountMay 16, 2008
Yes, those tattoos are so intellectual. Like a Mexican gangster.
sopranogrl22May 16, 2008
umm, I actually think longboarding is awesome.
cowboy1015May 16, 2008
And you're gay.
Closed AccountJun 11, 2008
13. People who mention they are Mac users, owners, etc. As a mac user, blah blah blah SHUT THE f**k UP.
Closed AccountJun 11, 2008
Is it just me, or are the words "fail" and "epic" getting tired? Jesus Christ, think of some more words to use, people.
whitehat51Jul 11, 2008
This was right on. I especially hate number 3. You forgot to add that Guitar Hero is just the product of some idiot that saw DDR and said "Hey, I bet fat people would like to do that!" He was right, and now he's a millionaire.
zailaAug 12, 2008
This is a good list, except for the addition of the Longboard. I'm confused as to why that would be on there. Wouldn't it have been better to have added something that is actually useless and ugly? Say Crocs for example.
gramajDec 14, 2008
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callmeqMay 4, 2009
Dugg for the guy who commented - ' I also have a belt that's like a car's seat belt and it ROCKS! I feel safe and secure where ever I go. '
kapstaadDec 4, 2009
Tattoo's <strike>from the poster rack in the tattoo shop</strike> = f**king stupid.
kapstaadDec 4, 2009
C'mon now, he's right; generalizing about the 99% of immature, insecure, needy attention-seeking microcephalic TV-programmed consumerist herd-mentality sheeple who get tattoos to be "different" and "unique" and "express their individuality" just like all their idiot friends is giving the other 1% who don't a bad name.