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chicagodjJul 19, 2007
Needs more Dr Nick and Lionel Hutz.Announcement: Dr Riviera, Dr Nick Riviera please report to the coroner's office immediately.Dr Nick: The coroner?!?!? I'm SO sick of that guy.Or how about Homer: Lisa, I'll write you a song so schmaltzy it will make moonriver seem like a farting orangutan.
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sil369Jul 20, 2007
I'm not. >:(
outdoordude01Jul 20, 2007
My favorite: As they walk into Stoner's Pot Palace at the mall and Otto walks out and says: "man that is flagrant false advertising!"
Closed AccountJul 20, 2007
16. Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Closed AccountJul 20, 2007
It's "No TV and no beer..."
kevinh211Jul 21, 2007
#105: Radioactive Man (Rainier Wolfcastle): My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
shadowmancerJul 26, 2007
"I see the caterpillar has emerged from it's cocoon, not as a butterfly, but as a shark, with lasers for teeth"That's as close as I remember it, freakin hilarious none the less.
residentkillerSep 6, 2007
Homer: ( While he throws diamonds in the air ) Look at me! Im a scientist, hahaha agh, Africa.Stephen Hawking: Your looking at the new owner of little ceasars, pizza pizza, pizza pizza, pizza pizza, sorry that button sticks.Ray to Homer: Hey homer look, I just came down with a case of shingles. Homer: Hahahahahaha, so whats in the box?Homer: Im in no condition to drive... wait a minute, I shouldnt listen to myself, Im drunk!Moe: Here I am, one of the crowd, Im comfortable, Im calm, if anyone looks at me I got a hypodermic needle full of bleach.Homer: My body is a temple ( Lights a stick of butter and smokes it )Homer: (thinking what to say to insurance man when asked what moes is) Dont tell him you were at a bar, but what else is open at night? " its a pornography store, I was buying pornography" hehe I woulda never thought of that.Moe: Hey now I may be ugly and hate filled but I am not... wait, whats the third thing you said.Gypsy psychic:Oh the cursed one, hows that curse I cursed you with cursey? Homer: I know you dont remember me...Apu: Even though it is strictly against my religion, what the heck!Homer: HEE HEE HEEAnything said in the simpsons is great, Im addicted to the simpsons
loekiOct 31, 2007
Dr. Nick giving Homer weight gain advice:Remember, if you're not sure of something. rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!
Closed AccountNov 30, 2007
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