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shyloveJul 21, 2010
That is one of the dangers of an archeological dig you spend so much time digging that when you dig up some kind of antler object you instantly get horny...
mattcoxonlineJul 21, 2010
Stone age? More like Bone age. *insert sexy music here*
methusalahJul 21, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wTxqHbJOzg
Sexy stone age music insertion complete.
shyloveJul 21, 2010
Ok, so it is Bone Appetit then!!!
kahrahtayJul 21, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsuIkzdujX4&feature=related
mattcoxonlineJul 21, 2010
I was thinking more: http://www.amazon.com/The-Money-Shot/dp/B000XUOHD8
badqatJul 21, 2010
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but that's a dildo.
musicmagiJul 21, 2010
and sometimes a cigar is a black big dick.
R.I.P. George Carlin
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
"and sometimes a cigar is a black big dick."
I believe it was Freud that said that... the part about the dick.
misternilsJul 21, 2010
Of course it would be in Sweden.
piieerrrreeJul 21, 2010
Probably made in Germany though
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
German engineers are the best.
eshinnJul 21, 2010
If it were from Poland it would have been fashioned from rough lava-rock.
thexuuJul 21, 2010
Those sexy sweeds.
llanowarJul 21, 2010
That's quite a small dildo.
mist0r_wigglesJul 21, 2010
i think they were going to make it bigger, but then they realized that it was going to be made out of stone. It's just not convenient, a dildo these days are all made out of rubber, easy to carry. Imagine carrying a 20 pound rock solid dick around everyday while hunting and gathering.
layokkJul 21, 2010
I don't have to imagine that, man. Story of my life.
zaeboesJul 21, 2010
hur hur
treshnellJul 21, 2010
It's made out of bone. A boner, so to speak.
random314Jul 21, 2010
maybe it's just worn down...
doctechnicalJul 21, 2010
"Bone carving".
Nyuk-nyuk :)
digital0verdoseJul 21, 2010
Why does it always have to be a dick? Why can't it be a muddler or something else.
"Bob, we just dug something up. Looks like some sort of ancient tool. Any ideas?"
"Hmmm, well it's long, narrow and has a bulbous tip. It's gotta be a dick. Those horny ancient bastards. Lets go get some beer."
deadbabysoupJul 21, 2010
Its not plausible that cavemen were making Mojitos
digital0verdoseJul 21, 2010
Oh yeah, because in all of history muddlers were only used for getting drunk. Not squeezing out oils of plants for medicinal or food reasons.
thatinternetguyJul 21, 2010
ancient sluts*
disappointedJul 21, 2010
It's made of antler bone. Probably too soft for grinding.
spinningheadJul 21, 2010
As someone who used to do archaeology, I can assure you that most of human history centered around sex and intoxication.
eshinnJul 21, 2010
"history" you say?
spinningheadJul 21, 2010
OK, who is the prude that buried me?
ayajuliaJul 22, 2010
Sometimes, buries aren't about reactions to content (i.e. "omg sex on my internet? gtfo!"), but reactions to attitude (i.e. "omg that guy acts like he's the only one who's ever researched anthropology, what a pompous dbag.")
spinningheadJul 22, 2010
I said I used to do archaeology, not that Im the only one to ever research anthropology.
rpgmakrJul 21, 2010
Dick jokes.
captain4004Jul 21, 2010
I'm finding it very HARD to believe this one.
layokkJul 21, 2010
I think they just went with the raging clue.
remmizJul 21, 2010
They probably just sat on it and went with the first thing that popped up.
desiprince1212Jul 21, 2010
I wonder what archaeologists say when they figure out it's a dildo?
rrifeJul 21, 2010
I'd drop it and be like "dude!".
mavrick45Jul 21, 2010
"Aw, one of Brittany's mom's pubic hairs!"
designerutahJul 21, 2010
"But then they have to go out with.... Squeak!"
/BASEketball
torgreedJul 21, 2010
"Clean it when your done this time, it's my turn next!"
vincent21212Jul 22, 2010
I would've loved to be at the dig site at the moment someone pulled that out of the ground
boardthisJul 21, 2010
it's a no-light light saber
neat0Jul 21, 2010
"i smell your lightsaber."
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
sure there has been those things.
sexual desire in human is as old as human being.
i no longer wonder if they find out cool old stuff
used by those humans.
but still it is nice to see
how rough they were made.
i think now women enjoy
modern things better than anytime
in the history haa?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
johnnysaucepnJul 21, 2010
Best poem ever.
deadbabysoupJul 21, 2010
I too
can write many words
in a downward
fashion, forcing the
reader to strain their eyes
trying to comprehend
my
nonsense
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
sorry dude,
my other comments
are not like this one,
tonight i am out,
and posting
by using my
cellphone,
u know the
screen is
too small on
phone.
deadbabysoupJul 21, 2010
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pff21Jul 21, 2010
Striving for witty
You have delivered nonsense
DeadBabySoup fail
deadbabysoupJul 21, 2010
Cry me a river
Your Haiku; Crap in text form
Dugg down for fail joke
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
archy and mehitabel rides again
theworldisflatJul 21, 2010
People have been getting off how ever they could since the dawn of time. That first primate to figure it out was the luckiest sonnovabitch on earth.
cpmartinJul 21, 2010
Their soft bits must have been much tougher back in the day..
rudegarJul 21, 2010
well a phallic object could be for sculpture art, rather then meant for penetration
in which case the term dildo would be wrong
abadonnJul 21, 2010
Right, could easily be a fertility talisman, or something like that.
rhumu17Jul 21, 2010
"fertility talisman"...
...riiighhhtttttttt....
haikufuJul 21, 2010
It's just so happens the the ancient scandinavians kept all of their sculpture art in their asses and vaginas to prevent theft.
basalcellbosskJul 21, 2010
Sniff it to make sure.
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
Archeologist #1 - "Smells like fish."
Archeologist #2 - "Tastes like fish."
Archeologist #1 - "Must be some kind of fishing tool."
Archeologist #2 - Tastes it again, "Oh, it's a tool but it ain't for fishing."
keithlolbermannJul 21, 2010
Too bad the female orgasm wasn't invented until 1990s.
cpmartinJul 21, 2010
What a find! All the tedious digging, and they find dick!
yuanhaoJul 21, 2010
Can't it just be a bone pestle for a mortar?
stikytJul 21, 2010
*boner
tgc1Jul 22, 2010
Maybe it's one of those Pestles that pounds Vaginas instead?
brainscapeJul 21, 2010
Leave it up to the Swedes to invent the first mic ever.
dilbertJul 21, 2010
Stone age ABBA?
dwotJul 21, 2010
That is definitely a wang.
bratterscainJul 22, 2010
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
newman8rJul 21, 2010
it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
gregatronJul 21, 2010
"The dildo-like object is about 4 inches (10.5 cm) long and 0.8 inches (2 cm) in diameter."
Dildos have come a long way
rudegarJul 21, 2010
well poor nutrition back then, could easy make this bigger, then what it was suppose to imitate.
rrifeJul 21, 2010
I see your schwartz is more rock hard than mine!
nicko68Jul 21, 2010
Wilma!!!!!!!!
nicko68Jul 21, 2010
Wil-MAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
goonerfirstteamJul 21, 2010
The way the photo is taken, it looks like a dong through a glory hole! I can almost see Jenna Haze coming into view.
pasarisJul 21, 2010
You may be watching too much porn. Time to unplug and talk to a real girl.
protodonJul 21, 2010
Thiose swedes have always been pretty progressive.
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
It looks like this discovery is...
*sunglasses*
... Hard evidence.
justokJul 21, 2010
yah, but don't take it for granite
garciatJul 22, 2010
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
davydanyJul 21, 2010
I guess our ancestors were just
* puts on glasses *
dicking around
thatinternetguyJul 21, 2010
In Cambodia, you can find giant stone dildos in the temples built over the past two thousand years. On one mountain, they literally carved 1000 dildos and placed them under water.
deadbabysoupJul 21, 2010
I read that in Mr. Mackey's voice from south park
cpmartinJul 21, 2010
People haven't really changed, have they? You goto any public toilet and you see an abundance of dick drawings. Oddly it's the guys always drawing them, not so much the girls. That's a little gay.
cassmithJul 21, 2010
"it might just be a carving tool."
Nah..just a tool.
Maxymo100Jul 21, 2010
oh, really now...please....back then when men gone out weather to war or to another woman...them just back that thing....yes i agree its a tool alright...
Maxymo100Jul 21, 2010
Guess there was always a great hurge for woman...amean in Ancient Days...dam....i also wonder which woman was d first to come a cross this establishment...black or white well my openion is white....lol...no offence..Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
bluebirdgmJul 21, 2010
Somewhere in Hollywood, Betty White is frantically rummaging through the suitcase from her last trip.
piieerrrreeJul 21, 2010
considering that ourangoutans masturbate with sticks, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a dildo. Why not? Humans like sex even if it's simulated.
iceman21Jul 21, 2010
What a bunch of boneheads, instead of instantly saying its a penis whenever you find something remotely shaped like male genitals why not investigate, i can imagine the archeologists giggling like little schoolboys over a piece of rock with was prbably used as a crude tool, the other end was pointed ffs, it might even have been a weapon...
kaminarikoJul 21, 2010
Considering the size, which is more than 4 inches by the way (scientists seem to have size issues as well), it looks more like a knife pommel or the handle of a tool of some sort to me.
Did they do a lot of circumcision back in the Stone Age, do you think? I'd imagine that it would be pretty difficult for Barney Rubble to find a Mohel for Bam-Bam's bris.
...just wondering
phuzzydayJul 22, 2010
Uh, What are you basing your size estimates on?? The ruler is not in inches, it's in centimeters.
What a great time to use this expression. BONEHEAD!
nizbit69Jul 21, 2010
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9564/threadildos.jpg
aFixedetourJul 21, 2010
Proof that girls used to be satisifed with average sizes.
dilbertJul 21, 2010
Indeed, used. Not anymore. :(
zenmojoJul 21, 2010
That first one is seven inches long. That's neither average nor dissatisfying for women of this time.
phuzzydayJul 22, 2010
4 Inches. Read the article, Google the Metric System, and then smack yourself in the face with a 7 INCH object. OK that last one is for MY benefit.
hydroplaneJul 21, 2010
More like modern man trying to justify his perversions. Folks back then didn't have the luxury of being pervs, their energy was spent in the fight for survival and sex was for procreation.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
slipperyottterJul 21, 2010
then y do dolphins have sex for pleasure?
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
does it vibrate ?
dilbertJul 21, 2010
Only during an earthquake.
evilregisJul 21, 2010
All matter vibrates at some frequency or another, so yes, it does. As does your mother.
Closed AccountJul 22, 2010
no one here talks about someone's mother here, idiot.
richvideoJul 21, 2010
Wilma had to do something while Fred was out with Barney all the time.
thomn8rJul 21, 2010
>might even have been a weapon
Well, that's certain a new twist on 'rock, paper, scissors'
Closed AccountJul 21, 2010
It's a massager!
tnuoccaJul 22, 2010
Vaginal Massage
hbombb3Jul 21, 2010
Stone age Freaks! lol
tomt127Jul 21, 2010
I guess 4 inches was considered large back then.
zenmojoJul 21, 2010
You're falling for the old pornstar trick except in reverse. In porn movies they start measuring four inches down the tape measure to make you think pornstars have huge dicks. In this case, the ruler measures backwards but ends at 0, which means it's technically 5 inches of ruler. But there are another two inches curving off the end of it that go past the ruler.
phuzzydayJul 22, 2010
How many times .... what....
ARGH! The ruler is in CM!!! Centimeters!! 1 Inch = 2.54 Centimeters!
So what trick are YOU falling for?
daleksarewimpsJul 21, 2010
[Skwisgaar]
This story is dildos.
[/Skwisgaar]
sharcumJul 21, 2010
Where do the batteries go?
trainofthought6Jul 21, 2010
Somewhere, that reincarnated cavewoman is blushing.
wilc3685Jul 21, 2010
I keep seeing 4 inches but looking at the photo it appears to be around 6-7 inches. What gives?
highweblJul 21, 2010
Scientists measure dildos in metric.
phuzzydayJul 22, 2010
Thank goodness someone figured it out. Metric ruler.
czarcasmJul 22, 2010
Beer goggles.
Not sure what that means.