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gbudavidAug 21, 2010Submitter
No 72 virgins for these Wannabes
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
It's 72 sassy bears instead.
kd1sAug 22, 2010
LOL! Wouldn't that be spectacular!
chongqingkingAug 22, 2010
it's actually 72 X 11 (you do the math)
according to my Koran for Dummies handbook, they don't share the virgins.
jeremiahjwAug 22, 2010
72 Virginians
adamweberAug 22, 2010
for those who don't know the reference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmwcmOPemk
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
no one said the virgins would be human females....
richmomzAug 22, 2010
...so what you're saying is they might be getting 72 Diggers instead?
cubswillwinAug 22, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRlTqnB6HAo
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
LOL!
cubswillwinAug 22, 2010
72 Sarah Palins instead, for the effort even though they did things backwards.
captobliviousAug 22, 2010
that's inhuman!
richmomzAug 22, 2010
That would be awesome, what are you guys talking about? Unless they were forced to listen to them talk or something.
bigviAug 22, 2010
Why? She would just hit one or two of them and then quit.
krandenAug 22, 2010
beat me to it.
arschgaudiAug 22, 2010
Obligatory Achmed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNhHmGgkgoM#t=7m49s
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
They would have been better off relaxing with a nice bottle of high-grade jenkum!
randomgorillaAug 22, 2010
I'm afraid to ask but... what exactly is considered 'high-grade' in terms of jenkum?
emjaymjAug 22, 2010
The finest pieces of fecal matter are hand-picked through a rigorous selection process, and aged in oak wine barrels for up to three years.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
FTA:
"This is clear evidence that Al-Shabaab are planning death and destruction during this holiest of months, Ramadan," Interior Minister Abdikadir Ali Omar said. "Only luck has prevented the deaths of many innocent citizens of Mogadishu."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Z6zovfzak&feature=related
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
This is what happens when religion isn't accompanied by reason. One can have faith, and that can be a great motivation, but without a solid education in earthly logic, an individual is left to any mystical whim or teaching that could manipulate him to be destructive.
zubataAug 21, 2010
They sure know how to party.
thebiochemistAug 21, 2010
Where is you Allah now?
arschgaudiAug 22, 2010
Just than Allah showed up
bean1banditAug 22, 2010
And thus he spoke:
Hey.
Hey!
HEY!
Cut that s**t out.
chilidogsAug 22, 2010
Damn. My sympathy bucket is completely dry. Oh well.
chongqingkingAug 22, 2010
big bada boom
arschgaudiAug 22, 2010
Multi-pass
fucitAug 22, 2010
HAHA!!
Well thats what you get playing with bombs!!
jackredmondAug 22, 2010
First day of work, cut them some slack.
richmomzAug 22, 2010
Noobs.
omicronnineAug 22, 2010
Also last day of work. Lets face it, nobody is ever really on top of their game on their last day of work!
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
They should stop hiring through Craigslist.
bluechips23Aug 22, 2010
Most be the intern's fault.
harrypowersAug 22, 2010
Failed bombing? Not from here it isn't.
captobliviousAug 22, 2010
^^^ best comment so far!
richmomzAug 22, 2010
"Great Success!"
dabombdrummer77Aug 22, 2010
Darwin Award?
frankoceanAug 22, 2010
It seems that
*puts sunglasses on
Their night...bombed..
roguebladeAug 22, 2010
YES, I thought this meme was dead
harrypowersAug 22, 2010
Memes never die, they just get dugg down.
woodgeAug 22, 2010
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
skidzillaAug 22, 2010
http://youtu.be/6YMPAH67f4o
shutupflandersAug 22, 2010
If it's gonna be terrorists vs pirates, I'm rooting for the pirates.
janincoAug 22, 2010
Actually, I think the pirates are just a new fancy name for terrorists.
harrypowersAug 22, 2010
This is a fancy name for terrorists.
.,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_terrorists_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸
skramAug 22, 2010
They get my vote : for the Darwin Award.
finalstrikerAug 22, 2010
It's all fun and games until the crow goes off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yszKc4m-W9U&feature=related#t=1m44s
vikinglanderAug 22, 2010
Thanks for the link, very funny!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341167/
deruberkaiserAug 22, 2010
...and nothing of value was lost...
lolcoelacanthAug 22, 2010
Why the hell did anyone Digg this comment down?
janincoAug 22, 2010
Sadly, there are some on Digg who support the terrorists.
marx2kAug 22, 2010
I guess those are not considered Digg Patriots. *waves tiny American flag for DPer*
copypastryAug 22, 2010
Kaiser i came here to post that exact comment.
A+++
cl1mh4224rdAug 22, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
I think this will be....
*puts on sunglasses*
an explosive story...
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Oh! What a horrible racist you are! You are laughing about the demise of some Somalians!
/s
LMAO Just kidding Quirky!
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Quit. Following. Me. Around.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Grammar correction:
Quit following me around.
Fine. Then shut the hell up, and don't bother to respond to my posts with baseless accusations. Nothing I have said is racist.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
I invite people to your comment history today and would encourage hitting the report button on racism and extreme offensiveness towards the female daughter of the president.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
LOL Teenagers here in Mexico dress a hell of a lot better than that despite in general having fewer economic resources.
There wasn't anything racist about it, and the fact that you are so vehemently defending Malia and her parents speaks volumes of your lack of character.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
hipmanAug 22, 2010
Wow like dumb and dumber.
factorof13Aug 22, 2010
I can never read too many of these stories. Hopefully the rest of them will follow suit.
djtuttyram12911Aug 22, 2010
Just a question of clarification, did you mean all muslims by the rest of them, or just the extremist retarded crazy ones like the ones referred to in the article.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
factorof13Aug 22, 2010
I meant terrorists. I don't care what race or religion they are.
deadskinmaskAug 22, 2010
Glad to hear it.
These Al-Shabaab nutjobs are some of the lowest forms of life on earth.
mymindgrapesAug 22, 2010
Every single day there is an explosion in the name of Muhammed. How many more times will they tell us Islam is a peaceful religion?
anonymousmedicAug 22, 2010
Just like Christianity is exemplified by the acts of Abortion Clinic bombers, Fred Phelps, and Timothy McVeigh, right?
davidnivenAug 22, 2010
Fail.
1) How many abortion clinics are damaged or destroyed every year? Less than a dozen? Not even that?
2) Phelps qualifies as a Christian the same way that Obama's old racist pastor, Wright, qualifies. You see, it takes more than saying you're a Christian to actually be one. It's in the Bible, dude.
3) McVeigh didn't blow up the federal building in the name of Jesus. It was for political reasons.
Try again, sir. Come on. Really put your back into it this time.
anonymousmedicAug 22, 2010
Um. Wanna try again.
1) According to the state department, Homegrown members of the American Militia Movement and Racial Ideology Organizations, many of which identify and use Christian theology to promote their belefs, pose more of a threat to American citizens than foreign terrorism does at this point.
2) Phelps uses Christianity in the same way that Radical Imams use Islam.
3) McVeigh was a fundamentalist Christian and member of the American Militia movement who detonated that bomb because of what he percieved as "religious crackdowns" because of what happened at Waco and Ruby Ridge.
Revisionism sure is fun, isn't it David!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
ghostwoAug 22, 2010
Davyboy's been pretty off his game lately. Makes me miss the old days when he could get down to -200 diggs or less almost every day...
davidnivenAug 22, 2010
@anonymousmedic
You fail again.
1) Your own link shows less than a dozen in the past few years, much less ONE year. Strike one.
2) You failed to address what makes a Christian which is the basis for your argument. Strike two.
3) McVeigh was all about revenge for Waco and Ruby Ridge due to the FEDERAL Government's involvement in local matters. You did read up on the events, yes? Strike three.
"Revisionism sure is fun."
If you call batting 0.000 fun, I guess it is. Ah, liberals. Facts are such stubborn things, ain't that right sweetie?
anonymousmedicAug 22, 2010
@DavidNiven:
1) Actually, I count over 60 seperate attacks of varying degrees since 1992 on the site. Try again.
2) Moving the goalpost, I see?
3) McVeigh believed that the Federal Government's actions were a direct result of their religious teachings, not the fact that they did illegal shenanigans.
Ohhh, I got called the dreaded "L" word, by the FSM himself, I might just cry. Next, he might even pull a Godwin!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
vibr8Aug 22, 2010
Every bit as peaceful as Christianity
mymindgrapesAug 22, 2010
Your argument is flawed McVeigh didn't commit his crime in the name of religion. The others are misguided, not actually doing what their religious texts say.
anonymousmedicAug 22, 2010
McVeighs attacks were direct responses to percieved targetd violence against fundamentalist groups in Waco and Ruby Ridge for their religious beliefs.
davidnivenAug 22, 2010
Don't bother. Liberals already think they understand the universe and don't like to be corrected.
misteratozAug 22, 2010
looks like more of a win in this case.
norman619Aug 22, 2010
I would argue this was no failed attempt. They managed to get rid of 11 worthless wastes of human flesh. That's a plus!
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
This fail=WIN!
dienakedAug 22, 2010
Bomb blew up, terrorists dead.
I don't see a fail anywhere.
vodka357Aug 22, 2010
See what happens when you don't pay attention in bomber school?
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
They were just testing it... LOL
richmomzAug 22, 2010
"Hey guys, good news! I finally got the trigger to w-"
iignotusAug 22, 2010
lol, awesome
anonymousmedicAug 22, 2010
Excuse me while I rifle for my tiny violin on this one.
oninboninAug 22, 2010
*clears throat*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaAAAaaaaaa!
diggadiggaAug 22, 2010
I want to go to the funeral and laugh my ass off at the sermon.
anang0Aug 22, 2010
thats what happens when u ditch Terror University.
richmomzAug 22, 2010
"Aaaand the Darwin Award of the Year goes to..."
tk421__Aug 22, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym0_irSi6YI
danieltttAug 22, 2010
Calls for a nice funeral....the pallbearers can each carry a bucket.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
How do you say "Hey ya'all, watch this!" in Arabic?
merrickxAug 22, 2010
Fail? Umm, no. Win!
cuervoman914Aug 22, 2010
black terrorists down, directed by michael bay coming next summer
golddigger85Aug 22, 2010
you just got TEAMKILLED !!!!!
schneidz101Aug 22, 2010
boom goes the dynamite.
khirzaskAug 22, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
zarchonAug 22, 2010
Think of the children these human beings may have had. How can you wish death upon them? They aren't terrorists, they are freedom fighters. How else are they suppose to defend themselves against the CIA backed people trying to ruin their culture. Now they may have children who will grow up without a father. Statistically children from single parent homes are more likely to end up criminals.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
diggerlaterAug 22, 2010
cool story, bro.
zarchonAug 22, 2010
/s for those that don't get it. Of course I really did expect to read someone posting something along these lines who was serious.
peekmanAug 22, 2010
Get what?
omicronnineAug 22, 2010
"Statistically children from single parent homes are more likely to end up criminals."
Good, that way they'll end up dead too.
marx2kAug 22, 2010
wtf
omicronnineAug 22, 2010
WTF?
How about thousands and thousands of innocents killed by terrorists? That's "what the f**k."
aitironbirdAug 22, 2010
FAIL!
maddoktor2Aug 22, 2010
http://nelsonhaha.com
maddoktor2Aug 22, 2010
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dulcettoneAug 22, 2010
Let them be an example to other suicide bombers -- make sure you practice before the big event.
mistermysterAug 22, 2010
The more deadly mistakes these assh**es make, the better the world becomes.
randomgorillaAug 22, 2010
We need to figure out how to get these people on a diet of greasy food so that they get it all over their hands and this happens more often.
omicronnineAug 22, 2010
Well, the best bet would be to import them to the US, but I would strongly anticipate that method backfiring...
lennybirdAug 22, 2010
http://current.com/shows/vanguard/92521135_american-jihadi.htm
A documentary regarding an American citizen going over to Somalia to join Al Shabaab. Pretty interesting.
tokeliAug 22, 2010
Lol.
worldofsmutAug 22, 2010
Hmmm... Islamists making bombs.
Well. Clearly this is all to do with Israel.
Ahem.
assassyn360Aug 22, 2010
It was the green wire.