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fancyxJul 24, 2010
One that starts masturbating at work.
scathisJul 24, 2010
Dugg for Oatmeal.
blackoculusJul 25, 2010
My boss told me I had 6 months to get my s**t together or I'd be fired...He then got fired himself.
I can't say I was sad to see him go...
aaabbbsssJul 25, 2010
Dugg for Californication's Runkle.
spookyttwsJul 25, 2010
NSFW
hyperjackJul 24, 2010
http://instantboss.org
acegidJul 24, 2010
I have one that dashes at me and if I jump away at the last minute it hits the wall and is stunned for a short duration of time which I can exploit to attack its weak point.
acegidJul 24, 2010
I also have another one that shoots me with projectiles and I must deflect the projectile back at it, and at which point it jumps out of the screen to bombard me with AOE in anger. After a while, it comes back and shoots me stuff again.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountJul 24, 2010
I'd always catch my boss looking at the most raunchiest pornos
glass880Jul 24, 2010
One of my bosses likes to spit on me which can only be cleaned off by fire. Always ruins my ensemble.
simmadownnowJul 24, 2010
Let me guess; male prostitute/congressman. Am I right?
clonedJul 24, 2010
The trick is to remember the item you received in that dungeon. That item will always be used to defeat the boss.
daysphotographJul 24, 2010
I've always got to wait until my boss spits fire at me, then i throw a bomb in his mouth. We do it about 6 times a day. And he pays me in Indian currency, what the crap is that? I really should quit.
hater2winJul 25, 2010
I have 2 bosses. 1 of them wears a white suit to work everyday and in order to keep her from firing me, I have to wear a dark suit and make sure my coworkers are also wearing dark suits. Then the other boss wears a dark suit and that department has to wear light suits. On occasion, though, the bosses start firing everyone with their same color suit so we have to go to the bathroom and change to the other color suit.
It's kind of a bitch but if you can make sure nobody gets fired and get them to leave early, everybody gets a bonus...
areallygoodnameJul 25, 2010
That describes both a video game boss and my dog.
igacekJul 24, 2010
Aaaaand it's down after 85 diggs.
igacekJul 24, 2010
Aaaand it's back up!
6502samJul 24, 2010
And it's back down.
freezo1994Jul 24, 2010
Aaand its back up!
dephextwinJul 24, 2010
That's what she said...
confuciussayJul 24, 2010
fix your internet dude...
ralph23Jul 24, 2010
Who else first though of video game bosses?
modigaJul 24, 2010
No Kefka!? This list sucks.
dagnabbitJul 24, 2010
:)
Closed AccountJul 25, 2010
I didn't, but i think its pretty hilarious and understandable why some of you guys did
alexweiskerJul 25, 2010
Got me.
Closed AccountJul 25, 2010
-The one you have to jump on the head 3 times
-The one that all you have to do is counter-attack
-The one with 8 different forms
-The one with a freaking lot of HPs
-The one that you have to be clever to find how to beat it
-The one that will down your team to 1 HP
-The one that you will shoot with all your weapons without any sign of damage
-The one that you have to beat in a race
-The one that you have to turn his weapon agains him
padd0016Jul 25, 2010
... better list than the original.
Closed AccountJul 24, 2010
So true. The Hero boss always gets promoted and replaced with an idiot to manage you.
captininsanityJul 24, 2010
Unless you follow the paradigm where you promote all of the idiots to management so that the people who do real work can get stuff done.
combatchuckJul 25, 2010
Do you work for the same people I do?
gusterbearJul 24, 2010
Actually, the hero gets laid off by the Hatchet Man because they don't toe the company line like sheeple.
hyperianJul 24, 2010
yea but ppl like that usually finds another job pretty quickly
zb757Jul 24, 2010
I wish I could bury you more than once for using the term "sheeple"
jetwingxJul 26, 2010
http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=3073
hyperianJul 24, 2010
or is stuck at a supervisory position because the manager is a cross of any of the other bosses and is an idiot dictator that thinks he knows everything and keeps tabs on everyone everyday because he thinks everyone is an idiot.
oh sorry i'm venting.
Closed AccountJul 25, 2010
I've never had a hero boss.
The closest I came is a boss that worked in an office that was 500 miles away from me. I called her once every other day or so to keep her updated.
It was beautiful.
Then they closed my facility and laid me off.
xenosnkJul 24, 2010
I have a boss that's a cool dude and despises his boss, and he doesn't really seem to fit in with any of these. Which I'm kind of glad about.
newbrunswickmanJul 24, 2010
lost lamb maybe? feels like he's still one of you guys
dreimanisJul 24, 2010
This is my boss http://lv-lv.facebook.com/people/Ieva-Sarma/100001042628391
Seriously.
allstarn08Jul 24, 2010
Out of all 9, I of coarse get the s**ttiest one.
keithlolbermannJul 24, 2010
You probably deserve it if you're 29-years-old and write the word "coarse."
mrfizzleJul 24, 2010
You sound like an abrasive person, don't rub your boss the wrong way!
dephextwinJul 24, 2010
Try to always do a grate job and your boss won't treat you so rough!
luckyl21Jul 24, 2010
GREAT*
shmebberJul 24, 2010
@LuckyL21 dude. woosh.
luckyl21Jul 24, 2010
woosh?
diamondfiretailJul 24, 2010
(the joke has flown over your head)
almjJul 24, 2010
Awww, don't help him!
Closed AccountJul 25, 2010
lol at this thread
crazyeddie041Jul 25, 2010
Tomorrow's front page: "THIS is why I love Digg!"
sciraJul 24, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
fadingsignalJul 24, 2010
Plurals aren't contractions, and therefore do not need an apostrophe (nazis not nazi's). ;)
redbarchettayyzJul 24, 2010
*erotic
eam5210Jul 24, 2010
mmmm*
rglarson13Jul 25, 2010
I find your comment to be quite sensoral.
llanowarJul 24, 2010
I used to have a boss who most closely resembled the dictator.
But, for some reason he liked me and made my job there a lot more enjoyable than he did for others.
slipperyottterJul 24, 2010
do you have boobs?
bigtime2Jul 24, 2010
You didn't buy him lunch every day, did you?
jack416Jul 25, 2010
That's generally how it works. One of my supervisors back in college was known for being a complete bitch to everyone but seemed to treat me nicely. It was weird because I hardly ever spoke to her except to pick up my paychecks.
tyrghastJul 24, 2010
Seems the dictator archetype is what I normally end up with. Keep in mind that no matter how many stupid things they ask of you, it is never their fault. They are completely self-absorbed and incapable of mistakes.
thekohJul 24, 2010
s**tty list. Who says "plumage" in reference to clothing?
snuffsJul 24, 2010
When there are actual feathers involved?
ethyladdedJul 24, 2010
Where's Messiah-Complex Control-Freak Boss?
gusterbearJul 24, 2010
Dictator.
lamprey187Jul 24, 2010
Can we add in micro-manager to the list of wonderful traits ? Sadly these folks tend to attain and hold the authority because companies reward these negative traits. Only way I have seen them forced out is through mass layoffs or forced retirement when they are well into their 70s.
newbrunswickmanJul 24, 2010
What about the fat lazy idiot who sits back and doesn't help his "team" out because he thinks that being the boss means you don't actually have to work?
gusterbearJul 24, 2010
Fat variation of Dictator.
ripersnifleJul 24, 2010
I work for him.
ajworfJul 24, 2010
According to Hank Hill there are only two types of bosses, the fun boss, and the tough no nonsense boss. There really isn't a question as to which you should be.
hereticoftruthJul 24, 2010
Of course there aren't enough #1 bosses to go around. Maybe some of you can try to successfully fill the position.
angelbunnyJul 24, 2010
It is because #1's rarely get promoted to being the boss. If they are helping everyone else out they get little attention for their self. The exception is one that starts as a boss which is rare.
gusterbearJul 24, 2010
I don't know why people link to PopJolly, their site just steals content from other sites, so go directly to the source. Considering they link to sites that render malware warnings.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
nouman1989Jul 24, 2010
Ah the Propeller heads. They are just too damn annoying.
Closed AccountJul 24, 2010
I had a Hero boss once. It is amazing how awesome that job was, even today, and even though it essentially was a crappy job. Such people are rare, but they really do make life at work so much better. And sure enough, they never stick around long and are replaced by s**theads that bring reality crashing back.
halo969Jul 25, 2010
I finally have a hero boss and I fear it will make life even worse when eventually she goes away by one means or another. I'm trying to appreciate it while I can though, even though I'm really sick of the job itself.
newmanium2001Jul 25, 2010
I had one once too. It was amazing. It was like the Golden Age of our team. He was more like a combination of the Propeller Head and the Hero ... best damn engineer I've ever worked with, and sure enough, he's gone.
Now I've got a lost lamb and I find myself juggling too much work and making too many decisions myself that I don't have the authority to make.
mengskJul 24, 2010
My boss was Dr. Wily until I defeated him, but for some reason I think he'll be back.
terra21Jul 24, 2010
I have the Our Hero boss atm, best one I've had, I get on really well with her, she's laid back and everything, she just got promoted last year so can't see her leaving anytime soon.
Gonna suck when if I get a new job or something as it will never be as good.
muffinmonkJul 25, 2010
Suck up to her without being obvious.
Closed AccountJul 24, 2010
my boss is a dick.
pip182Jul 24, 2010
Mine too but sometimes he just needs to be tugged on, then he calms down for a few hours.
bigtime2Jul 24, 2010
Aren't they all...
mlvassalloJul 24, 2010
My boss is The Lost Lamb. A major reason I'm looking for work elsewhere atm...
morpheousmartyJul 24, 2010
There's the giant boss with a specific pattern showing it's weak spot. The boss which has the same abilities as you but has 20x the amount of HP. The boss which randomly cycles its vulnerability to each of your special powers. And the boss which seems invincible until you find the tiny but fatal weakness.
... wait what?
emkaysmithJul 24, 2010
They left one out: The coworker who gets promoted and instead of being your colleague he/she is now your boss. And knows about all the stuff all of you used to kick around and complain about in the lunch room. Whether he/she turns out to be a good supervisor or a bad one, it makes for very complicated relationships in the workplace.
hawaiianruleJul 24, 2010
I got tired of idiot bosses that harmed my sanity, health and well-being. So I said screw it and started my own business.
jektalJul 24, 2010
Yeah, but what about your employees?
hawaiianruleJul 25, 2010
f**k them, if they don't like it they can find another job or start their own business.
halo969Jul 25, 2010
Was hoping you'd say you became a good boss since you didn't like how you were treated. Sounds more like you have the "can't beat them then join them" attitude instead. Such a shame.
stepheniscoolJul 24, 2010
There needs to be more Michael Scotts in this world.
bigtime2Jul 24, 2010
Nothing would ever get done.
Closed AccountJul 24, 2010
There's two things about that list that irked me. It explains PHB as "Pointy Haired Boss" — that's a sign the article is concocted by a PHB, your grandmother, or someone equally out of the loop.
And then there's the politically correct gender issue with the only good boss being female — and even the nerd "Bill Gates" boss being female, while the social director "Hillary Clinton" boss being male. And who the hell would consider Hillary Clinton to be a social director character anyhow? That last bit makes me suspect this isn't written by an angry female feminist, but by a half-senile grandmother, or a retarded feminist-wannabe PHB who's decided to try compensate for Andrew Dice Clay. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
zebragrrlJul 24, 2010
#10. Bowser
jektalJul 24, 2010
#11. The Mini-Boss
Archetype: Kraid
slackersruleJul 24, 2010
Where's the assh**e that screws things up and blames them on you?
anneonimousJul 24, 2010
My first boss was a "hero". And after he left (his boss was the "dictator"), work sucked hard.
coreyfcJul 24, 2010
My Boss:
The Good:
Never really gets upset. Got his position by being a people person and having absolutely no confrontations with people over the 20+ years he worked there.
The Bad:
Never wrong, ever.
Uses a small percentage of employees as a crutch, expects those employees to be 100% flexible while expecting nothing more from the rest (20 percent of the people doing 80 percent of the work)
Pretty lazy, not willing to help out... even when it is absolutely necessary.
Thinks his job is to follow his boss around and agree with him 100% of the time. Never really backs his employees.
Closed AccountJul 24, 2010
What about the boss who always goes on about when he was "on the tools". But has no idea how things work these days and just gets in the way? Or even worse one who was never "on the tools".
ravenlarkJul 24, 2010
I have "The Social Directory".
Oh look, cake...
bookashadeJul 25, 2010
THE CAKES A LIE!!!
Closed AccountJul 24, 2010
Worked at an awesome company for 4 years under "Our Hero" - best work environment I've ever had.
Our Hero got fired and replaced with the "Hatchet Man" - worst 3 months of my working career.
I'm now unemployed for bulls**t reasons.
shadicJul 25, 2010
"I'm now unemployed for bulls**t reasons."
..The Hatchet Man?
angelbunnyJul 24, 2010
I've had trouble with 'the bureaucrat' before in the past to leaving and starting my own project. f**k anyone who squashes thinking outside of the box.
That and my current boss is the type who doesn't interfere with anything. It is to the point where he doesn't respond to my emails (i intercommunicate) so I have to drive in just to have a 5min conv about the project being finished. All he cares about is if I get it done, nothing else. It is ok but it can suck because if I hit a roadblock from someone else, it doesn't matter. It is ALWAYS my fault. So I have to do anything, at any means, to get it working and working right.
What type of boss is that?
mhardmanJul 24, 2010
Did anyone else come looking for the 9 types of video game bosses?
eq2sJul 25, 2010
Did anyone else read the similar comment above?
huguenot89Jul 24, 2010
since when is hillary clinton considered pleasant and friendly? the only descriptions that come to mind when i think of her is pant-suit and testicle destroyer
newerakbJul 25, 2010
I've got a combination of Fogey/Lost Lamb/Social Director.
He's an ex-engineer who has apparently solved all of the worlds problems over the years since 1960 (Fogey), and because of that thinks he's paid his dues and refuses to learn anything about the work of those he manages (Lost Lamb), but makes up for the lack of doing any work at all by scheduling meetings at coffee shops and buying us s**t from farmers markets (Social Director).
dtfinchJul 25, 2010
10. The Owner.
vegetablelambJul 25, 2010
The owner can be the worst. "This job is my life---why isn't it yours?"
russkiguyJul 25, 2010
Guess what? In the military, almost all of them are #9, down to the "often makes the wrong decisions" detail. Ahh, fun memories!
bricehutchJul 25, 2010
Oh I thought this was gonna be video game bosses....
doshindudeJul 25, 2010
Bowser?
nstern2Jul 25, 2010
My boss is a mix of all of em. One week he bitches that I am on digg too much, so I stop going on all together, then the next week he tells me he has a bunch of nintendo roms on the server, and I can play em if I want. Then at our next staff meeting he tells us we all need to work harder, have less free time at work, but you know it's only because he wants to look good for a client.
/Cool Story Bro...
yosafbridgeJul 25, 2010
I worked for the Hero for two years, although in one aspect this infographic is wrong. Instead of being promoted he was fired (for treating customers with respect instead of trying to trick more money out of them) and replaced with the Hatchet Man.
I no longer have a job.
Bright side, the bookstore I worked at is going to s**t as well since the Hero was s**tcanned.
By the by, that bookstore was called "Books A Million", and all the bad press I can bring them I'm going to be taking.
element123Jul 25, 2010
My boss goes underground and has all his minions come up and I have to destroy them with 9 of my co-workers and then we can go back to my boss!
overdrivenJul 25, 2010
How about the guy who thinks he's an expert at everything he does, and doesn't realize his his own limitations?
livefromheavenJul 25, 2010
Has anyone made a joke about video games bosses yet?