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jrod4040Oct 9, 2010Submitter
Yet another sign of the impending idiocracy.
badqatOct 9, 2010
Impending?
jonathanabOct 10, 2010
What will we need to do? Answer: nothing.
eatthebrainOct 10, 2010
Lol? Idiocracy isn't even a word....it's slang at best. I think you mean idiocy.
lutraphobiaOct 10, 2010
No, he means idiocracy:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
dirtyfriesOct 10, 2010
I love it when people try to act smart by flaunting their intelligence to others, only to completely miss a reference and look like a fool.
itchyrichyOct 11, 2010
They both sound like fools.
cawpinOct 10, 2010
I agree. Anyone who eats Krispy Kreme donuts is an idiot. Their donuts suck.
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subatomicdocOct 9, 2010
I think I just gained a pound thinking about it.
jackiesjungleOct 10, 2010
I'd try it at least once...
th4k1ddOct 10, 2010
wonder how much it would take to work that off?
eohanoOct 10, 2010
Wolfram alpha is your new god.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2+hamburger+patties+%2B+2+donuts+enriched+glazed+yeast+leavened+%2B+2+slices+cheddar+cheese
acartizleOct 10, 2010
You forgot the bacon:
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2+hamburger+patties+%2B+2+donuts+enriched+glazed+yeast+leavened+%2B+2+slices+cheddar+cheese+%2B+2+strips+bacon+%2B+1+leaf+lettuce+%2B+tomato
litkajOct 11, 2010
The way I've always had it is with a single donut cut in half, a single patty, cheese, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=0.25lb+hamburger+patties+%2B+1+donuts+enriched+glazed+yeast+leavened+%2B+2+slices+cheddar+cheese+%2B+3+slices+bacon+%2B+2+slices+tomato+%2B+1+leaf+lettuce
m3g4tr0nOct 11, 2010
Same here. With enough bacon, I might try it twice.
QuentinMossOct 10, 2010
That sounds absolutely terrible.
jasoncoxOct 10, 2010
You mean terribly delicious... however it does need more bacon.
litkajOct 11, 2010
Nope, 100% awesome.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger
omarbonillaOct 10, 2010
"Look out McGriddles, it's the Donut-Ham Hamburger!" - Jim Gaffigan
nextwiggin4Oct 10, 2010
Thank god it's never frozen! That'd ruin it.
SneedFIFOct 10, 2010
No, this is why we're awesome.
tectikiOct 10, 2010
As a fat man myself that looks truly UN-appetizing. ?? I mean glaze and meat? That is almost as bad as trying to market fried butter....
osmanimran64Oct 10, 2010
mmmmm, fried butter....
bugmenot2Oct 10, 2010
I can imagine it being quite delicious. But is the heart attack worth it?
publiclurkerOct 10, 2010
You mean like this:
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/32665106
skippy562Oct 10, 2010
that is f**king awesome!
tgrokzOct 10, 2010
its the luther burger!
havocjawOct 10, 2010
No that is why you're fat.
hansard85Oct 10, 2010
Exactly. I look at that and want to vomit. Oh and I eat fast food probably 5 times a week and am still in great physical health. It isn't about what is available for us to eat that's making us fat, it's the fact some of us do it all day long and then blame the food when they get fat. You can eat stuff like Mcdonalds and not get fat as long as you aren't adding that mcdonalds to the 5000+ calories a day you eat of "healthier foods."
akairennOct 10, 2010
RAmen. Calories in < calories out. Nothing else matters.
Closed AccountOct 10, 2010
Don't act like you ear Ramen for any other reason other than you are at a bad stage in your life financially.
gzeroOct 11, 2010
Or lazy.
joghobsOct 11, 2010
Just because you're skinny, doesn't mean you're in great physical health. Far from it, actually.
enantiodromiaOct 10, 2010
Does skinnyness directly relate to how well you understand the English language?
In this case "we" refers to "America". I'm sure you knew that though, and just wanted to be a dickhole.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
havocjawOct 12, 2010
right right... no I'm just being that sarcastic Caribbean guy. You know.. the one that lives down the street and teaches your daughter how to use MS DOS 5.0.
But I am more specifically pointing out how this does not represent "we", Americans, as that food item looks disgusting.
slappybag9Oct 10, 2010
the only thing making us fat, is the people
porgieOct 10, 2010
Mmmmm, people.
builderbOct 10, 2010
NEEDS MOAR BACON
th4k1ddOct 10, 2010
That is just f**ked up.
No wonder why I saw a 400-500 lb man in his electronic wheel chair headed to the Burger King tonight.
Damn, I love coke, but I am smart enough not to do it. WTF? Send them all to rehab or something.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
jstock23Oct 10, 2010
If you've never had a Krispy Kreme doughnut right off the conveyor belt, you have not experienced bliss.
scottinksOct 10, 2010
I have...and it's heavenly.
Closed AccountOct 10, 2010
you and i have a vastly different definition of bliss
agmlauncherOct 11, 2010
Pretty sure downing a spoonful of pure sugar is about the same thing.
Closed AccountOct 10, 2010
Speak for yourself, lardass.
ferretmanOct 10, 2010
Buried as inaccurate.
This is NOT why some Americans are fat. Some Americans are fat because they eat 3 of these things a week, and sit on their butts watching TV the rest of the time. If you worked on a farm and burned off those calories every day (my background) you'd be as thin as a rail.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
adamweberOct 10, 2010
If only you could bury it as inaccurate ...
salinatorOct 10, 2010
Soo...you're saying its inaccurate because YOU work on a farm and therefore YOU aren't fat? Newflash big slim, everybody in the country can't work a manual labor job. Things like these have very much to do with why America is the most obese country in the world.
jnav121Oct 10, 2010
beet farmer?
Closed AccountOct 10, 2010
If that were true, construction workers would all be thin. They aren't. The fact that you're thin probably has 80% to do with your diet, unless of course you're young. Then it is probably 80% to do with youth, 16% diet, 4% exercise/sleep.
enantiodromiaOct 10, 2010
you're full of s**t.
you want to see some truly fat people? go to Nebraska, where they ave tons of farmers who can't buy clothes in a regular store.
upeneffOct 10, 2010
That is AMAZING. I wish I lived in America.
(Note, that looks amazing once. No repeat business)
nobullet2Oct 10, 2010
This is at a carnival. Which are rare. You cant just go anywhere and buy these.
fyberopticOct 10, 2010
There's nothing wrong with a donut hamburger. I would in fact try one out of curiosity.
However, there's something wrong with someone already overweight eating a donut hamburger. Or two of them. Or three. Then going home and eating popcorn, snack cakes, freezer meals, leftovers, and ice cream. Then washing it all down with some Pepsi.
That's why America is fat.
50 years ago, food was cooked with lard, soft drinks made with real sugar, etc. But people didn't start getting huge until the last couple of decades.
spacecowb0yOct 10, 2010
Has to do with the increasing technology, more kids play video games and sit on the computer than play outside. While technology makes our lives easier, it also makes us lazier.
johnnydiggmeOct 10, 2010
That's true, but I'd prefer real sugar versus sucralose any day, at least our body can recognize it and break it down.
fatnips09Oct 10, 2010
Had a Donut Bank burger at Fall Festival in Evansville, Indiana, earlier this week. Only difference was it was one glazed donut cut in half and the donut "buns" were upside down so that your fingers didn't get sticky eating it.
It was delicious, but I don't think I'll ever have it again.
psperson5Oct 10, 2010
is anybody else thinking "Yum"?
spacecowb0yOct 10, 2010
Yes, but my arteries are thinking 'ouch'.
aaloscoOct 10, 2010
oh great, a heart attack shoved between two strokes.
diskitOct 10, 2010
I'm thin.
I'm also tired of this "we" nonsense.
Speak for yourself.
tomgfromcanadaOct 10, 2010
usa, usa, usa!
onstrikeOct 10, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv8yEMRDe_w
johnnydiggmeOct 10, 2010
Americans will eat anything.
kataharOct 10, 2010
Om nom nom FAT? What you talkin bout? Nom Nom :-[0II0]
Closed AccountOct 10, 2010
http://bit.ly/bnuHe2
nobullet2Oct 10, 2010
It's a f**king carnival they always have weird food there. Trying to act like you can just go anywhere and buy that. Moron.
enantiodromiaOct 10, 2010
In America, our most Conservative people feel that eating themselves to death on the most obscene foods possible is the only way to truly declare their independence from the Lizard Man NWO.
TheDon24Oct 10, 2010
I got the idies just by looking at it
deviantdragonOct 10, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_burger
pyroglassOct 10, 2010
that's not so bad. now if it was deep fried......
xeemoOct 10, 2010
What...the...f**k?