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beshirthappyJan 31, 2011
Honestly, I'd love it if my husband DID do things like this. It would make shopping with him, much more interesting/fun. :-)
osirus482Jan 31, 2011
ha - his pranks get more and more creative as time goes on.
pharmermikeJan 31, 2011
Oldie but a goody!
micahcJan 31, 2011
Old but a classic.
altillyJan 31, 2011
Why the hell is this on digg? This is older than the site itself.
daimposterJan 31, 2011
I think I've gotten this about 10 times via email forwards.
bigtime2Feb 1, 2011
10 times every year for the past 11 years.
suzillaFeb 1, 2011
In THIS lifetime alone!
ctraiderthe1stFeb 1, 2011
This is another example why Digg isn't what it used to be.
Where are all the new Memes? Not recycled old Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:'s.
thefirewireJan 31, 2011
That man should be idolized not villainized
Closed AccountJan 31, 2011
A picture of a web post of an old joke with no truth
Ok, where are you hiding my grandma?
hawkmoon78Jan 31, 2011
Very funny ideas, but I do question the veracity of the article.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp
llanowarJan 31, 2011
This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone with the least bit of common sense.
Closed AccountFeb 1, 2011
There is no question about it. It is bulls**t.
iriemacJan 31, 2011
I think the woman's name is Lois, husband's name is Peter.
cryinlionJan 31, 2011
Fake humor is fake.
autokadJan 31, 2011
since when to women like to shop alone?
noctuJan 31, 2011
I feel cheated! my G/F always makes me go shopping with her.
noctuFeb 1, 2011
oh no got buried must be someone who believes logical fallacies this seems common on digg lol
Closed AccountJan 31, 2011
Guns don't kill people, shop's do... through the pocket.
imfreeofdebtJan 31, 2011
women fall asleep in the passenger seat men fall asleep in the dressing room waiting area
QuatroCrazyJan 31, 2011
haha, Im guilty of a few of those
murrayc1968Jan 31, 2011
I saw a video where a husband brought along his video camera to the mall, hid it inside a planter, stood at the top of an escalator pretending to be talking on his cell phone, and when people arrived at the top he would pretend to be talking to his doctor and would say "What do you mean 'it's contagious' ? Ahh-CHHOOOO!"
Closed AccountFeb 1, 2011
Yah...because so many people wouldn't understand what "it's contagious" meant.
BruxismcuredJan 31, 2011
It's true for somehow, but I'm a social person.. I don't go shopping alone...
brsox2445Jan 31, 2011
Old. but good.
vigrocoJan 31, 2011
Older than the internet, literally.
deminicusJan 31, 2011
this dude should be on miller light's real men of genius
LuisGabriel2Jan 31, 2011
You bet! When i am shopping with my girlfriend I always get bored and then proceed in finding something interesting to do. It the nature of life. :)
alexwgoughJan 31, 2011
Real Life Peter Griffin
harrisbradleyJan 31, 2011
Anyone having weirdness with the individual comment digg/bury counts?
marciotFeb 1, 2011
Forcing us to add the two numbers together to determine whether a story is dugg or buried is part of Digg's campaign to improve America's arithmetic skills, one digger at a time.
kingalJan 31, 2011
1. Take article from 11 years ago on stuff to do while bored at Walmart
2. Make it into a newspaper article about a husband doing it and getting banned
3. ????????
4. Profit
youseinaviFeb 1, 2011
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it's been about 13 years since I first read it. Now I feel old...
mizzikeFeb 1, 2011
I've done the Mission Impossible darting thing and I can tell you from experience: it was worth it.
davecachiaFeb 1, 2011
That's a pretty creative way of getting out of shopping trips. /noted
Closed AccountFeb 1, 2011
Yeah...THIS isn't old...and fake.
I am pretty sure this was first posted in a cave drawing and has gradually made its way to tablets, parchment, paper, e-mail and nw s**tty blogspam.
vid1900Feb 1, 2011
Sooooo old!
dptbear3893Feb 1, 2011
ive seen this before... a very long time ago... but i do have to say i am happy to see it again. classic
tehnoobifierFeb 1, 2011
Sounds like something out of Family Guy
Closed AccountFeb 1, 2011
How old is this?
stephenariversFeb 1, 2011
This guy should star in Jackass 3D Part 2.
secondwheel2Feb 1, 2011
old but gold
enseignerFeb 1, 2011
this is ancient - an old fwd that has been getting passed around since AOL ruled the 'net. it's made up humor that can probably go away now... BURY!
johnnydanjaFeb 1, 2011
Since when do women like to shop alone? I wish more did.
noodlefarmFeb 1, 2011
FAKE
shady5500Feb 1, 2011
lad
immediateactionFeb 1, 2011
I've done a couple of these. The girl I was with was not amused...
jasonleblondFeb 1, 2011
This is almost as old as the internet!
grymusFeb 1, 2011
Gah!
Wish there was a way to block users/ submitters
beemarpFeb 1, 2011
Front page? *facepalm*
metronomenFeb 1, 2011
Good!
NewsMeBackFeb 1, 2011
He was bored to death...
analogiordanoFeb 1, 2011
Incredible.
certiFeb 1, 2011
If most women like to shop alone why do I always see hordes of them shopping together? For that matter, why are they always asking me to go shopping with them?
certiFeb 1, 2011
Also, could this be any older?
deeveeusjuanFeb 1, 2011
this is a re-post. This has been on the internet forever