wow, the concept of a joke is foreign to you, isn't it? "Next time try Virgin..." ... "VIRGIN"? *comedy drum sound* Anything??? You must be a hoot at parties. person1:"Knock knock" person2:"Who's there?" you:"It's Bill" person2:"No, it's a joke" you:"No, it's Bill, I can see him standing there saying 'Knock Knock'" them:"STFU and go home". Too bad I can only down vote you once. :-(Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
I love these pilots who think they are God's gifts to the women. If the women are too old, don't pick them up for a one-night stand and then you won't have to complain.
Actually, men in general ARE God's gift to women, right (unless you bat for the other team)? Additionally, he never said he did a granny, and he has the right to complain as much as he wants about about dried-out old hags. Too bad he was too stupid to realize his mic was open.
I guess this pilot's *diversity* training was useless. He should have gotten some *technology* training. The pilot and Anthony Weiner could have been study buddies.
Would you fly with him if you were an attractive single female flight attendant? Easy guess he is divorced from his first wife. So now what does he do re-enlist and fly C-130s?
No, I am sure they get more than most. Assertive scores but only plays one game.
Can they find one woman to stay with them for the long haul. When their hair grays reflexes slow and the eyes weaken.
Before too long, pantywaist liberals will make it illegal to be a man. Shame if you aren't part of the left wing nutless horde you can't speak your mind.
@millertime73 - D0-ood, This is a tragedy. He can't fly and he made the free-akin' newspapers for bad attitude. He is going to drink himself into a stupor of self-pity for months.
Let me ask you this. If an employee that represented you and your company, went out in public and made disparaging remarks about employees that you both work with for the whole world to hear, would you let him keep his job?
f**k it. As long as he can fly the plane and get me to my destination safely, I don't care what he thinks of me. If I'm an employee, however, and he's harassing me to my face, then there's definitely a problem. Until then, this audio is just a window into the mind of how some people think of others. And for those saying "I'm not flying Southwest ever again," I do not think Southwest initially hired somebody like that. Say what you will, but Southwest is still a decent company. This sort of stuff happens in workplaces everywhere, we just don't hear about it.
The decline of attractive flight attendants is a shame though. Some foreign airlines still have them. But here in the states it's a unionized enterprise, so we're not allowed to hire them for looks.
I can see that. The stewardesses were beautiful the uniforms sexy and flying was an experience to tell your friends about. It isn't the same now. If we are talking about breaking unions could we get better looking TSA screeners?
Get rid of them altogether. Barely a need for them aside from serving drinks, thirty seconds of how-to, and a warm body to fluff my pillow and adjust my blanket.
Lol - I'm sorry but it came to mind. You board the plane and are seated by gorgeous models. They hand you a cold drink, peanuts and a pillow. Then press a large flashing lighted green button that secures 5 point restraints designed for a roller coaster. Then wait on the ground for the next departure.
The pilots, which always seem to be guys, gotta talk about SOMETHING in those hours between take-offs and landings. This is how guys talk, he just got busted :)
I fully support his sentiment. It used to be that only hot young chicks could be stewardesses. We should go back to that. Business class for all, free booze, smoking and hot bitches! That's how flying should be, damnit!
infoMania90Jun 23, 2011
Oh man what I would do to get a look at that pilot's face once he discovered his mic was on the whole time.
martoqJun 23, 2011
Gays, Grannies, Grande's. Awesome.
duchampfitzJun 23, 2011
That's all there is in Texas...
Unregistered_CowardJun 23, 2011
Fat, old lesbians?
UncleTogieJun 23, 2011
I am *not* fat. :P
hediggmeJun 23, 2011
Well it's Southwest, what was he expecting? Next time try Virgin Atlantic.
bossm4nJun 23, 2011
I don't think VA flies that route. Nothing wrong with Southwest though. Just a random douchebag.
skulczykJun 23, 2011
wow, the concept of a joke is foreign to you, isn't it? "Next time try Virgin..." ... "VIRGIN"? *comedy drum sound* Anything??? You must be a hoot at parties. person1:"Knock knock" person2:"Who's there?" you:"It's Bill" person2:"No, it's a joke" you:"No, it's Bill, I can see him standing there saying 'Knock Knock'" them:"STFU and go home". Too bad I can only down vote you once. :-(Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
duchampfitzJun 23, 2011
Way to overreact.
bleueJun 24, 2011
Hmm, maybe you could use a flight attendant too?
bossm4nJun 23, 2011
This is NOT how you get into the Mile High Club.
gvoakesJun 23, 2011
Grannies need lovin' too.
thunder99Jun 23, 2011
Guys talk like this all the time. This one just got caught.
thoughtsonthisJun 23, 2011
I love these pilots who think they are God's gifts to the women. If the women are too old, don't pick them up for a one-night stand and then you won't have to complain.
annabollocksJun 25, 2011
Actually, men in general ARE God's gift to women, right (unless you bat for the other team)? Additionally, he never said he did a granny, and he has the right to complain as much as he wants about about dried-out old hags. Too bad he was too stupid to realize his mic was open.
badguy001Jun 23, 2011
I would feel the same way if I wanted to become a pilot just to bang hot brunette flight attendants.
savethehobosJun 23, 2011
he wasn't fired, but put on suspension. they are expecting him back at work this week i believe.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/flight-attendants-union-file-charges-pilots-rant/story?id=13911994
dellaroccokcJun 23, 2011
Giggity
justjohn025Jun 23, 2011
Yeah, it sounds like Glenn Quagmire flying that plane.
oldmanbluntzJun 23, 2011
giggidy
hackwrenchJun 23, 2011
How much do you want to bet that he's just calling them homosexuals becase they do not want to have sex with him?
jaimequinJun 23, 2011
Funny, I said the same thing when I boarded a Southwest airliner.
justjohn025Jun 23, 2011
He doesn't like gilfs?
resistoonJun 23, 2011
This guy should have been fired, what an idiot!
badguy001Jun 23, 2011
That's like asking TSA employees to stop strumming your balls like a bass guitar. Not gonna happen.
ninhJun 23, 2011
He'll be surprised how few bangable flight attendants are on cargo flights.
heresy_fnordJun 23, 2011
False. He was suspended and then reinstated: http://travel.usatoday.com/flights/post/2011/06/southwest-pilot/175250/1
"She said the pilot was suspended without pay, and was reinstated only after undergoing diversity training."
alanocuJun 23, 2011
I guess this pilot's *diversity* training was useless. He should have gotten some *technology* training. The pilot and Anthony Weiner could have been study buddies.
laradanversJun 23, 2011
his diatribe was full of misogyny; he may not like women as much as he thinks
millertime73Jun 23, 2011
Since when is wanting to bang women misogyny? That's stupid.
trythinking1stJun 23, 2011
no, misogyny means wanting to bang them without needing to buy them flowers or take them out to dinner.
annabollocksJun 25, 2011
No, misogyny is hating women. And just because you don't see the need to waste money on gifts doesn't mean you hate women, just practical.
b0xJun 23, 2011
lol Sounds like he has been let down by a few dates. :)
iiiearsJun 23, 2011
Would you fly with him if you were an attractive single female flight attendant? Easy guess he is divorced from his first wife. So now what does he do re-enlist and fly C-130s?
millertime73Jun 23, 2011
Are you saying assertive douchebags don't get hot women?
iiiearsJun 23, 2011
No, I am sure they get more than most. Assertive scores but only plays one game.
Can they find one woman to stay with them for the long haul. When their hair grays reflexes slow and the eyes weaken.
theonekenJun 24, 2011
You don't enlist to fly C-130's. Air Force pilots are required to be officers. So he might recommission.
iiiearsJun 24, 2011
Thank You..
millertime73Jun 23, 2011
Before too long, pantywaist liberals will make it illegal to be a man. Shame if you aren't part of the left wing nutless horde you can't speak your mind.
iiiearsJun 23, 2011
@millertime73 - D0-ood, This is a tragedy. He can't fly and he made the free-akin' newspapers for bad attitude. He is going to drink himself into a stupor of self-pity for months.
(If you are trolling your troll-fu is strong.).
docterrorJun 24, 2011
Let me ask you this. If an employee that represented you and your company, went out in public and made disparaging remarks about employees that you both work with for the whole world to hear, would you let him keep his job?
annabollocksJun 25, 2011
Only if his comments didn't make the news.
rotundoJun 24, 2011
Of course you can speak your mind. And then you can be ostracized when it turns out you have the mind of a douche. It's all good.
imfirstnamewillyJun 23, 2011
not fired , already back on the job
ewandersJun 23, 2011
Ha Ha
eddie74Jun 23, 2011
lol
johnomazzJun 23, 2011
HAHAHA...OWND!
pianonotes1234Jun 23, 2011
f**k it. As long as he can fly the plane and get me to my destination safely, I don't care what he thinks of me. If I'm an employee, however, and he's harassing me to my face, then there's definitely a problem. Until then, this audio is just a window into the mind of how some people think of others. And for those saying "I'm not flying Southwest ever again," I do not think Southwest initially hired somebody like that. Say what you will, but Southwest is still a decent company. This sort of stuff happens in workplaces everywhere, we just don't hear about it.
rouwsterJun 23, 2011
Does this guy have any good judgement at all? Some things you may think, but your adult discipline and good sense switch would never let you speak it.
annabollocksJun 25, 2011
A bit of naivete there, because men talk about that stuff every day, and women do it too.
theonekenJun 24, 2011
The decline of attractive flight attendants is a shame though. Some foreign airlines still have them. But here in the states it's a unionized enterprise, so we're not allowed to hire them for looks.
iiiearsJun 24, 2011
I can see that. The stewardesses were beautiful the uniforms sexy and flying was an experience to tell your friends about. It isn't the same now. If we are talking about breaking unions could we get better looking TSA screeners?
annabollocksJun 25, 2011
Get rid of them altogether. Barely a need for them aside from serving drinks, thirty seconds of how-to, and a warm body to fluff my pillow and adjust my blanket.
iiiearsJun 26, 2011
Lol - I'm sorry but it came to mind. You board the plane and are seated by gorgeous models. They hand you a cold drink, peanuts and a pillow. Then press a large flashing lighted green button that secures 5 point restraints designed for a roller coaster. Then wait on the ground for the next departure.
Flying CAN be fun again!
mmysamaJun 23, 2011
Well, considering the pay that pilots make these days, he probably isn't in it for the money.
badsyntaxJun 28, 2011
break break break
HOT MIKE, HOT MIKE, HOT MIKE
damned radios...
The pilots, which always seem to be guys, gotta talk about SOMETHING in those hours between take-offs and landings. This is how guys talk, he just got busted :)
theonekenJun 24, 2011
Is that Quagmire?
babywookieJun 23, 2011
I fully support his sentiment. It used to be that only hot young chicks could be stewardesses. We should go back to that. Business class for all, free booze, smoking and hot bitches! That's how flying should be, damnit!