Submitted by
Users who Dugg This
The Oatmeal
49757 Followers
Cecil Helton
12880 Followers
marcochaoui yahya
4295 Followers
sarcoidosis
5 Followers
Brian O'Neill
614 Followers
oatmealDec 20, 2010Submitter
RVT 4 life.
kaegroDec 21, 2010
\m/
7jbdwDec 21, 2010
Way to stay loyal to Digg! You da man
justjohn025Dec 21, 2010
What kind of music do they play?
WreckedEmDec 21, 2010
The best kind. (except when they go on vacation every 4 weeks)
justjohn025Dec 21, 2010
Or if they get an STI, I'm guessing.
bosskeyDec 22, 2010
Well sometimes they sound like The Slits with a little bit of soul like Wild Cherry, other times you'd swear can hear the influence of The Cramps. They're known as a very tight outfit but some insist they've gotten looser over the years, maybe after too much touring.
gunshighDec 21, 2010
i suck with acronyms someone smarter then me spell RVT out (without the pity please)
gunshighDec 21, 2010
nvm
skidooerDec 21, 2010
Well, there is a John Deere equipment dealership who goes by the name Rea Valley Tractors, or RVT.
solaniisrexDec 21, 2010
When do the RVT shirts go on sale? I must have one!
raysinxDec 21, 2010
I also would like to acquire some fine, fictitious, musically-related, apparel
fugeesnfunionsDec 21, 2010
i already know you A. won't bother reading any of the replies to your comment and/or B. mine will most likely get lost in a mountain of other people's attempts to show you how witty THEY can be..
But I feel inclined to tell you that:
I really do appreciate your work. I had a crappy day and the ridiculously hilarious image of the child on Christmas morning instantly put me in a good mood. Thanks for doing what you do and I hope it keeps paying off well enough to give you the means/opportunity to keep doing it. Have a Merry Christmas Oatmeal man, and I truly mean that.
/Alex
oatmealDec 22, 2010Submitter
Thanks Alex! You too, fine sir.
neoxjokerDec 21, 2010
With their new hit single " Mowing down your labia, one fold at a time "
ilovespazDec 22, 2010
matt makes me horny
cskinner89Dec 20, 2010
Yet another awesome comic from The Oatmeal!
gr00verDec 20, 2010
Nothing says 'Happy Holidays' like Everclear and egg nog!
godsbongDec 21, 2010
Evernog, now were talking...or slurrin rather.
angrycat70Dec 20, 2010
The Holidays just aren't the same since I quit drinking.
I used to understand what my relatives were saying. Now they just sound like a bunch of belching walruses. *Sighs* Being a 4th generation alcoholic that doesn't drink anymore is a burden but at least we can make it through the Holidays without gun play.
ajajadudeDec 21, 2010
Quitter.
I'm kidding. Sort of. Because if that gun play happens to take out an in-law or two, is anyone gonna blame you?
mbuckawickiDec 21, 2010
2 years recovery here and same thing. .. I simply cannot go to the family X-Mas parties (read drink all day) any longer. "Belching walruses" is being nice.
actualtodayDec 21, 2010
nice..
made2kDec 21, 2010
Dear good Oatmeal sir,
Your comics never seem to get old and always bring a smile to my face.
oatmealDec 22, 2010Submitter
thank you sir!
roy5000x2Dec 21, 2010
Dugg for Raging Vagina Tractors
KRESHDec 21, 2010
ahahh did u see his shirrt??
kp3469Dec 22, 2010
must add RVT t-shirt to oatmeal merch selection!
spazattack5000Dec 21, 2010
20 somethings without kids is kind of like my work xmas party.
laptopsandpartDec 21, 2010
Yes, off course. Different age groups must be separated.
doctorscribeDec 21, 2010
by age not important spirt is more important, come and help the needy god will help
caseycooldDec 21, 2010
Where did my "block" button go?
KRESHDec 21, 2010
60 somethings with grand-kids:
-Buy everyone wool sweaters.
-Impose own Christmas ideas on family.
-Criticize Christmas tree and/or add old unnecessary antique decorations.
-Make delicious pies.
grabateDec 21, 2010
I remember buying a Tickle me Elmo for my 3 year old niece back when they were bigger than Jesus. She couldn't care less about Elmo but she LOVED the packaging he came in. It even got to sit with her at the table while Elmo was left neglected on the floor.
protargolDec 21, 2010
I think getting a kid the biggest cardboard box possible is a great present idea
harrypowersDec 21, 2010
Bravo sir, bravo. Now if you'll excuse me i think I'll cry my self to sleep tonight. :OP
advancedguardDec 21, 2010
Love being 20 something without kids
KindlehroDec 21, 2010
iono, for a guy groups means many chance with young ladies, the same as the young ladies. a lady with a elegant dress will capture more handsome's heart, wanna to be, just sanseed, and u'll get thatComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
iwillforgetthisDec 21, 2010
what if a handsome can't sanseed?
namcoDec 21, 2010
ouno, if at first u can't sanseed, tri, tri agan
dr3wDec 21, 2010
Thanks Oats, due to this new insight, I now I have to have a whole other internal conversation on whether or not I eventually want to have kids.
navastDec 21, 2010
I want to celebrate christmas on Friday night,
http://www.bistones.com
fugeesnfunionsDec 21, 2010
The image of the child had my laughing pretty hard..
I didn't think it was possible to put the joy of a child on Christmas morning into words.. but by god he did it.
Man I miss those days..
pawanipaceDec 21, 2010
Very informative post.
jmsharveyDec 21, 2010
and atheists don't celebrate Christmas.
cme884Dec 21, 2010
bulls**t. Show me someone who doesn't like getting or giving presents and I'll show you a liar. I'm agnostic, which isn't athiest, but in no way Christian, but I absolutely love the season. Christmas is about as secular as Thanksgiving or the 4th of July; Christians are the only people that can celebrate it.
iwillforgetthisDec 21, 2010
I am an atheist. A 35 year old athiest with a beautiful wife and daughter and we celebrate Christmas.
bosskeyDec 21, 2010
Christmas with the Oatmeal =
pretty damn awesome
Closed AccountDec 21, 2010
Great Information.
freepandaDec 21, 2010
Forgot to mention those of us who are working on Christmas day... :(
toxnubDec 21, 2010
You're not part of Christmas anymore, so we don't talk about you.
mbuckawickiDec 21, 2010
ATTENTIOooN so AWESOME
runwithscissorsDec 21, 2010
I'm in my early 30's with kids.
You remember that feeling you had around christmas when you were a really little kid? It fades away over time to the point where it's just a nice day, but that's about it. Then... you have kids and get to relive that excitement completely. From the first day there was slight snow in late November my kids have declared that it's Christmas, the enthusiasm has only increased each day and it's the kind of enthusiasm that doesn't get old. It's not whining obnoxious "I want this toy" excitement. It's a pure, everything-is-right-with-the-world excitement. And I'm finally learning about what it means to be really excited about giving gifts. I can't wait until Christmas morning now.
witnessxDec 21, 2010
30s w/kids. Yep. Pretty damn awesome. ^_^
Closed AccountDec 21, 2010
f**k CHRISTMAS!
lets celebrate something with some f**king meaning!
happy winter solstice everyone!
yasanthapathiranaDec 21, 2010
that`s nice...!!
stallscribbleDec 21, 2010
The Oatmeal man is made of smarts and quaker oats and unicorns
inajeepDec 21, 2010
xmas = %98 pure acquire mode.
Closed AccountDec 21, 2010
I hate you oatmeal.
bioboyDec 21, 2010
This was hilarious and totally accurate! However, like an idiot, I showed it too my wife. We are in our early thirties and have no kids yet despite a couple years of trying. She cried. Epic husband fail.
willtcDec 21, 2010
This.Is.Amazing.
leahelizaDec 21, 2010
I love being the 30 something with kids!! ;)
antdudeDec 21, 2010
Wow, I am in 30-something without kids. :P
namcoDec 22, 2010
I'm 30-something with kids here, but the 30-something without kids panel still applies. We go all out getting toys for the kids but the presents between me and my wife are of no surprise to either one of us.
phrawghDec 22, 2010
40 something (barely) with no kids. Me and the wife are not in that mode (yet) though SHE is in the 30 something (barely) with no kids group. Maybe that's the point ;)
KindlehroDec 22, 2010
thanks man..i'll get the mean of sanseed and be there
renorocDec 22, 2010
RVT could have saved Lilith Fair...
mclairegDec 22, 2010
I always get excited when I see the oatmeal ... always makes me laugh !
fartagDec 22, 2010
Wow, thanks for another bigoted "breeder" comic. But, there's far more to life than having kids. It's truly depressing that some people are so dimwitted that they feel their lives are meaningless unless they play some nanny role, ensuring their children grow up to face the same dilemma they face now. With that mindset, we'd still be in the caves screaming at the sky for science.
So Happy Saturnalia, childless folks. Humanity itself, including me, are your brethren and still love you wherever you are.
puddininmyeyeDec 22, 2010
Funny stuff. I hate to nitpick, but The Raging Vaginas is a band from an episode of South Park, Oatmeal clearly realized this and just threw a random word in there so it wouldn't be plagiarism.
EAZY_EASTW00DDec 22, 2010
funny because its true
PaperSoapDec 23, 2010
Just Awesome
mrshovelupagusDec 24, 2010
bleak yet amusing