Holy Taco's 2010 NFL All-Criminal Team

holytaco.com — Criminals are to the NFL as crabs are to prostitutes. It would be impossible to have one without the other. As it is, they are both unfortunate but unavoidable byproducts of two favorite all-American pastimes: football and transactional fornication. Because the Prostitute All-Crab Team would be difficult to write, we will instead welcome in the 2010 NFL season by presenting you the updated version of 2005's NFL All-Criminal Team that I first wrote for the now defunct website, The Phat Phree. Five years is a lot of time for a lot of crime, and the players of the NFL didn't disappoint. So sit back, relax and see if your favorite NFL criminals made the cut. read more Sep 9, 2010 View in Crawl 4